To Whom It May Concern:
Effective immediatly, the following pink slips will be handed out:
Iron Monkey
COW
And because I have no remorse, I shall relay their reasons for all to see.
Iron Monkey is being relieved as DP Industries has decided to shut down the Asian sect of DP World Domination Industries. The reason comes as not much of a suprise, as most of the region has been producing "bootleggers" of our fine product. Please turn in your name badge and all DP Industries Property, which includes, but is not limited to: Ninja Stars, Ninja PJs, Ninja Mask, etc. etc.
COW is to be put out of pasture because "they" have not met any of the objectives for which they were hired.
Thank You,
Ms. Achika
DP Industries: Where World Domination is not to be confused with World Dominatrex.