A message from your friendly neighborhood ninja

[ClubNinja]

Attention warriors, ninjas, monkeys, frenchmen, etc...

Speaking as the senior ninja of this realm, I feel it is my duty to remind you that I expect this place to be picked up before you leave. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:

- Detached body parts
- Broken glass bottles
- Flowery underpants
- Pokemon trading cards
- Scorched persons
- Weapons of any kind
- Party hats

Don't make me remind you about your last visit. The blood stains are still in the carpet and my good china is ruined. You should all be ashamed of your behavior - you have dishonored your families and yourselves. Please keep in mind that you are responsible for all damages. I will forward all repair and cleaning bills to your native lands. Finally, should you fail to do the right thing and clean up, I will harvest your eyes and/or souls while having my way with your sister several times over.

Let's try to keep things clean tonight and make up for last time. I hope you enjoyed your stay today. May all of your slaughters be good ones.

~ Club Ninja - Senior Executive Ninja

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

Does this mean our long national nightmare is over? Can we get that lucky?

[Dahne]

Tsk, you'd think a senior ninja would know better than to pluralize a Japanese word with -s.

To avoid further mistakes, use the phrase "ninja robots" instead. It's easier to conjugate, and ninja robots are really damn cool.

[ClubNinja]

One of the perks of being senior ninja is that I may pluralize whatever I wish to pluralize.

Thanks yous for yours inputs, thoughs. Goods day.

~Clubsies

[Sniderman]

Oooooh. I just stepped in Monkey Poo. Ick.

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

Well, ya know what they say, Tim. Monkey see, monkey poo.

[Sniderman]

Monkey see, monkey poo.

Ugh, the pun is mightier than the sword, I see. :P

[bargora]

At both a youse:

“Any man who would make such an execrable pun would not scruple to pick my pocket.” (John Dennis)