Attention warriors, ninjas, monkeys, frenchmen, etc...
Speaking as the senior ninja of this realm, I feel it is my duty to remind you that I expect this place to be picked up before you leave. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:
- Detached body parts
- Broken glass bottles
- Flowery underpants
- Pokemon trading cards
- Scorched persons
- Weapons of any kind
- Party hats
Don't make me remind you about your last visit. The blood stains are still in the carpet and my good china is ruined. You should all be ashamed of your behavior - you have dishonored your families and yourselves. Please keep in mind that you are responsible for all damages. I will forward all repair and cleaning bills to your native lands. Finally, should you fail to do the right thing and clean up, I will harvest your eyes and/or souls while having my way with your sister several times over.
Let's try to keep things clean tonight and make up for last time. I hope you enjoyed your stay today. May all of your slaughters be good ones.
~ Club Ninja - Senior Executive Ninja