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    Having him take a picture with it is the icing on the cake. You'd think you were reading about a child, then you see a picture of teenage stoner with a puzzled looked on his face and the situation is much more amusing.

    Good job.

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    Lol...Joe's totally going Gord on customers. Hah! You HAVE to compile these stories to a book after a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbudrick View Post
    Lol...Joe's totally going Gord on customers. Hah! You HAVE to compile these stories to a book after a while.

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    Yes! I was thinking that myself: This is the new "Acts of Gord". Wow I miss that guy.
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    "Well, boy?! Have you got the cajones to handle a videogame peripheral that could potentially kill you...or not? Do you have what it takes to strap this bottomless pit of torque to your bony little chest?"

    This is Joe's best rib since the one where he convinced those kids that the PSP version of that horror movie (the name escapes me, sorry) was scarier than the theatrical release, thus he had to keep it in the secure cabinet
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    I find this just priceless, since while I was reading this, the kid who bought the interceptor walked into the DP store. I wanna ask him how the interceptor is holding up and if he has had any physical problems after using it. I just gotta restrain myself, I'll try to get him on the webcam.

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    I certainly can't criticize anybody who errs on the side of caution! Joe, you really look after your customers!

    I guess this also means that's another Aura Interactor that'll be preserved for all time, maybe...who in their right mind would use the thing after hearing that anti-sales pitch! :P

    Actually, it looks to me like he saw right through the thing (judging from his smile in that pic).

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    Pretty funny.

    The Interactor I bought at a fleamarket for $5 has stayed wrapped in plastic. Even if it doesn't asplode your internal organs, rattling my heart and lungs around doesn't sound like a healthy good time to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfrider31 View Post
    Yes! I was thinking that myself: This is the new "Acts of Gord". Wow I miss that guy.
    He's gone? What happenned to him? Out of business, not updating his site, or ummm, dead?

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    I have one of those and I DID turn it up to 10 but the worst that happened to me was an aching back. I didn't have it on for very long though.

    Wait, What am I saying?

    I meant to say that after that experience, I was, Uhh, In a hospital for 9 months! I must have been lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slate View Post
    I have one of those and I DID turn it up to 10 but the worst that happened to me was an aching back. I didn't have it on for very long though.

    Wait, What am I saying?

    I meant to say that after that experience, I was, Uhh, In a hospital for 9 months! I must have been lucky!
    I'm glad your ok! You would have been missed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by otoko View Post
    I'm glad your ok! You would have been missed!
    Thanks, I wonder where I'd have been if I kept the darn thing on for much longer? I would probably be on the moon right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbudrick View Post
    He's gone? What happenned to him? Out of business, not updating his site, or ummm, dead?

    -Rob
    If you check out the last entries on his site, he moved to Korea then almost got screwed out of his business which is now gone. At least he got his revenge on the guy who tried to screw him over.

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