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    Default The $10,000.00 MAME machine.

    What he have here is the Eagle Distributions CrystalCade. Priced to move at only $10,000.00

    http://www.eagled.com/crystalcade.htm

    What makes this tacky looking overpriced monstrosity different from all the other tacky looking overpriced monstrosities? (Besides $9,000.00) This one has a translucent polymer chassis (aka "cabinet") that has some lights rigged into it to make the whole thing change color!



    But that's not all. If you're still not about to sell your new car for one of these, consider the following-

    This exclusive patent pending arcade system features a translucent polymer chassis along with the user-selectable internal light show allows you to morph the color of the system. An easy to use controller contains multiple lighting modes, which lets you alter the patterns, colors and speed of the illumination. A massive 350 watt 5.1 Dolby THX sound system (with 8" subwoofer) guarantees that the CrystalCade won't go unnoticed!
    So it will be almost as loud as a NARC machine!

    Quality, Custom-Constructed Cabinet - We start with high-quality plywood which is then cut to perfection. We assemble each cabinet by hand using artisanal methods. We take pride in building a quality product.
    This thing is cut to perfection by fucking artisans!

    Two Player Control Panel – The CrystalCade Upright control panel features controls for two-player, side-by-side games, a full-size 3" arcade trackball for games like Centipede™, and Missile Command™, plus pinball flipp and tilt buttons. There is even a dedicated 4-way joystick for better tracking on 4-way games!
    I wondered why I can't accurately turn corners with my Super 8-way, not enough tracking. At least it's equipped to handle the side-by-side games. Those are hard to work with.

    Commercial-Grade Arcade Components -We use Happ Controls™ buttons and joysticks for the ultimate in quality and reliability. Our cabinets are designed tough for extreme play!
    Great, but I wonder how it would hold up in a downtown bus stop compared to a Dynamo HS-1.

    Large Internal Hard Drive - The custom-installed 150 GB hard drive provides enough storage space for lots of games, music, photos or anything else you want to store!
    Because I always watch porn standing up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XYXZYZ
    Because I always watch porn standing up.
    I should hope no one has ever used their MAME cab for porn. I remember when dreamcast went online, thats the first thing everyone did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XYXZYZ View Post
    Priced to move at only $10,000.00
    OMG FREE SHIPPING!!!

    Hey, wait a minute...

    Inside delivery add: $200.00
    So I have to pay $200 or play this thing outside? PASS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantSvgun View Post
    I should hope no one has ever used their MAME cab for porn. I remember when dreamcast went online, thats the first thing everyone did.
    If I remember correctly, that was the same with PSPs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantSvgun View Post
    I should hope no one has ever used their MAME cab for porn.
    Blasphemy!


    3-Koam angle cabinet-$400.00
    MAME PC = $200.00
    J-PAC - $60.00
    Printing custom artwork - $150.00
    Watching sideways nun porn standing up - priceless

    Some things are worth more than $10,000.00
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    Quote Originally Posted by XYXZYZ View Post
    Blasphemy!
    Yet once again, I stand corrected.
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    Wonder if they'd be willing to toss in one of these?
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    I thought that mame thing at cge was overpriced...

    To be honest Those guys were cool to let me settle a grudge match with dream tr on mk2 with their machine but the price is insane.

    Also the block buttons were funked.


    Also Jax ground pounding all round doesnt = a good mk2 player you asshat.

    But other than that... what were we talking about?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sothy View Post
    But other than that... what were we talking about?
    Sideways nun porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PingvinBlueJeans View Post
    OMG FREE SHIPPING!!!
    For $10,000 I will sell all of my games, deliver them, and leave you the truck and trailer.

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    Will it turn Brown? I'd like a luminous brown arcade cabinet
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    worst piece of crap i have seen

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    wow...that's ugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by XYXZYZ View Post
    Sideways nun porn.
    Until you posted that, I didn't know that nun porn existed.
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    That thing looks like a prop from the old Buck Rogers tv show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantSvgun View Post
    Until you posted that, I didn't know that nun porn existed.
    Neither did I. But I imagine you can search for "Ronald McDonald walrus porn" and come up with something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XYXZYZ View Post
    Neither did I. But I imagine you can search for "Ronald McDonald walrus porn" and come up with something.
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    Default Someone didnt read the Internets Rules

    Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
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    For $10,000 I think they will make one of these machines for you! From the one .gif they offer, it looks like this thing was Photoshopped together. I'm not sure this machine exists, or will ever exist, unless someone comes up with the money. But who knows, maybe it will come out and it will look better in reality.

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    Bah. Too many polymers.

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