We. Need. Competition.
We have searched far and wide, looking for formidable opponents that will inevitably fall to our hands (or blade, or motorcycle, or c4, or fresh vegetables, etc.). The opposition that we have faced recently has been so utterly embarrassing...so horridly horrible...so...not good, that we have utilized this great format as a last-ditch means of acquiring an actual challenge.
If you feel that you truly have what it takes to knock us offscreen and make us shed tears of joy from finally finding a true adversary, then by all means: Bring. The. Noise.
Our Smash Bros. Brawl Friend Code is:
1118-1505-7332
We Shall Await You On The Field Of Battle
-Solid Wolf-