New review!
The Cat in the Hat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u5JX22AkK8
this was me and i was joking. sorry to get your hopes up.have you considered becoming an actor? i think you should give up these video game reviews, or at least put them on the backburner, and focus on sharpening your acting talent. you're really quite good, and i hate to see natural skills wasted on something that not enough people see.
ps: needlessly swearing a whole lot is not funny on its own, no matter what the 14 year olds who "5" your videos think.
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Well, you are a persistent one, if nothing else I'll admire that. Nice theme song, that's new to me. Also, the Cat in the Hat review was amusing, though I would have like a little more depth, perhaps it would have been better if you didn't rhyme the whole time (haha), since in the end the rhymes end up making it hard to stay true to the content.
I like your theme song, that's about it. And you do have a lisp btw.
How do I upload an image? It's not working.
Short but sweet. Cool review!
the title screen is "the fucking cat in the fucking hat" or something similar, then in the first few lines: "this game is shit shit shit shit"
then you rhymed "shit" with "it." LOLOLOLOL how do you come up with this stuff?????? how many 13 year olds from the pokemonplanet forums loved this video?
lisp, speech impediment, whatever. either way, it is a bad voice to have.
spammers don't have rights. i removed your uploading power.
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You definitely do have a lisp. All of your sibilants, your s and z sounds, sound weird. It's not the standard replacing it with a th sound, though, it's something stranger and more hissy. It's more like you overpronounce them.
Anyone else remember Game Dude, the mail order used game company? I thought about ordering stuff from them as a kid but then I saw letters in magazines complaining about them and changed my mind.
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Just chiming in to say that you're one of my favorite Youtube reviewers. Your ideas are innovative, and you know your history behind these games. I think you should team up with Peturwems for some great reviews, but he's done reviewing games, so that might be out of the question.
But great reviews, alexander! The Cat in the Hat was better than AVGN's Hydlide review, IMO.
And don't bring up that stupid girlie Aladdin rip off! Shantea?
Fear your thoughts because they become your words
Fear your words because they become your actions
Fear your actions because they become your habits
Fear your habits because they become your character
Fear your character because it becomes your destiny
Therefore: Thinking and nurturing positive thoughts, at any point in your life, can change your destiny.
... And Alex - I'm only going to say this once. You ever rip off anyone's music again and call it your creation, like you did with Ah Ha - Take On Me I'll be banning you from here, Youtube, or anywhere else you pop up.
Giving credit will give you more thumbs up then blatantly ripping off a song and fighting people in your feedback that its yours.
Fear your thoughts because they become your words
Fear your words because they become your actions
Fear your actions because they become your habits
Fear your habits because they become your character
Fear your character because it becomes your destiny
Therefore: Thinking and nurturing positive thoughts, at any point in your life, can change your destiny.
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Audio: Take On Me.
And don't bring up that stupid girlie Aladdin rip off! Shantea?
Deleting critical (and not offensive) comments is the most pathetic thing imaginable on Youtube. Grow a pair, GAME DUUUUUUUUUDE.
Let's see how long it takes for him to delete all of these comments and/or the entire video itself for his "new" episode. (it is a bad video don't watch it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0cj9lNlb7A
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20 seconds.
*closes video*
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By the way, folks, if my reviews ever get off the ground, PLEASE don't let me turn into him.
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid