WhatThe Cheesiest Game Ever?

[fairyland]

Before asking I done a search here and did not see this question asked, so I hope it it's safe to ask it without ruffling feathers. People here asked for the cheesiest game NAME, but never the cheesiest (kitsch/camp) game ever. So what would you say would be the cheesiest? Outside of "Chester Cheetah: Wild Wild Quest" of course.

My vote goes to "Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure" for the PSX. The songs are the most cheesiest I've ever heard in gaming, but I love them to death. It sets my kitsch meter to overload!

Runner ups - Space Channel 5 part 1 and 2, PaRappa the Rapper, UmJammer Lammy, Idolm@ster, Bust a Moves and Bust a Grooves (I cannot remember which is which), any Taito game with a cute cartoon whatever, any game that says Puyo or Pop'N in the title, Parodius and Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. I know there are more, but these I actually own.

[Phyeir]

For me, it's House of the Dead 2. It's a great light gun game,, but watch the video and you'll hear some of the cheesiest lines ever. It's all capped off by the line at 1:35 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHEnY8dAj4

[theiceking]

For me, it's House of the Dead 2. It's a great light gun game,, but watch the video and you'll hear some of the cheesiest lines ever. It's all capped off by the line at 1:35 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHEnY8dAj4

Well, if you understand portuguese it must be Samba de Amigo.

[guitargary75]

Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool. Get it. Sorry, but I had to do it.

[chrisbid]

Mouse Trap, you had to collect lots of bits of cheese

[aclbandit]

Don't get me wrong, it's now one of my favorite games simply for the stunning gameplay and bosses, but Devil May Cry 3 has an unnecessarily over-the-top storyline full of nonsense, terrible cliches, and generally stupid dialogue.

But so.... much... fun....!

[Haoie]

Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

Man, I'd pay for that privledge.

[The 1 2 P]

Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

Man, I'd pay for that privledge.

How much you got?

[Gameguy]

Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

Man, I'd pay for that privledge.

Technically it's the moon made of cheese, but I feel it counts.
http://www.nitrome.com/games/cheesedreams/


EDIT: I actually found one where you're a piece of cheese.

Baron von Puttyngton versus the Cancerous M.C. Escher Maze of Cheese
http://www.fileradar.net/files/index/4281

[Haoie]

Technically it's the moon made of cheese, but I feel it counts.
http://www.nitrome.com/games/cheesedreams/


EDIT: I actually found one where you're a piece of cheese.

Baron von Puttyngton versus the Cancerous M.C. Escher Maze of Cheese
http://www.fileradar.net/files/index/4281

Oi, now I've seen it all.

[SegaAges]

There is a children's learning game, somebody help me with the title.

Where you are a mouse and are a cop mouse that has to stop people from doing bad things.

At one point, you could see in the game how drugs would effect you.

Incredibly funny because it was so cheesy

[Astrosmash]

There is a children's learning game, somebody help me with the title.

Where you are a mouse and are a cop mouse that has to stop people from doing bad things.

At one point, you could see in the game how drugs would effect you.

Incredibly funny because it was so cheesy

Not sure which game you're referring to offhand, but your description does remind me a bit of the "classic" unlicensed anti-drug NES game Wally Bear and the NO! Gang, which would also be in the running for cheesy games.

[Gameguy]

There is a children's learning game, somebody help me with the title.

Where you are a mouse and are a cop mouse that has to stop people from doing bad things.

At one point, you could see in the game how drugs would effect you.

Incredibly funny because it was so cheesy

Mappy?

[RASK1904]

90% of whats coming out for the Wii and DS these days. I went to target and man it herts to have these systems now! Potatoe Picker 2? Dog sitting? Profesional Pedicurist? Water Carierr '09..... What the f happend to the good games. Everything good came out last year or before. This sucks!

Thanx RASK1904

[Tron 2.0]

Crime Patrol though most live action fmv games were like that then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V1HPqcdV-8

[Gunface]

90% of whats coming out for the Wii and DS these days. I went to target and man it herts to have these systems now! Potatoe Picker 2? Dog sitting? Profesional Pedicurist? Water Carierr '09..... What the f happend to the good games. Everything good came out last year or before. This sucks!

Thanx RASK1904

For some reason, developers are taking the innovative controls and wasting them on games that have mundane tasks. Just because I can make the motion of mowing the lawn with the wii controller doesn't mean I want to!

[Rob2600]

Cheesy games:

War Gods
Mortal Kombat series
Kabuki Warriors

[Draven]

Zen: Intergalactic Ninja. Like Captain Planet but with an odd-looking alien instead of a blue humanoid...wait, which is worse? It's not a bad game, but the plot is ridiculous and kinda cheesy. The whole premise of Blaster Master was quite insane, but not particularly cheesy.

[Xian042]

You MUST watch the cinemas on the Sega CD version of Prince of Persia. That dialogue was bad bad BAD. Especially when the main bad guy laughs.

[chrisbid]

i don't think anything produced in japan should count, they do not have a 'too-cool-for-school' attitude that is willing to call things in the pop-culture crap. U.S. americans have only started calling BS on what is spoon-fed to us in the last 25 years, and most of the stuff that deserves a cheese belt still (ie hannah montana) still doesn't get called for it