It's some game I read about, oh, maybe 12 years ago when I was really really little, in a gaming magazine.
I don't know what system it was on, or even if it was a real game.
All I remember is this:
You could play as either Santa Claus, One of the Reindeer, or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
And you would go around beating up/killing little kids. Santa could hit the kids with his bag, the other reindeer was very strong and could beat the kids up, and Rudolph shot lasers from his nose causing the kids to explode.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Was it just some kind of joke, or is it an actual game?