Contra Rebirth coming to Wiiware

[rbudrick]

Yep, this will be an instant download for me. Can't wait.

-Rob

[Santa_Romero]

HA! I got the game already back in June, even though I live in NA. How, you ask? Simple, I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

Also, I heard that the game was slated for European release by August of this year. Well... it's the 30th as of now. Tomorow is the 31st I believe.. 30+1 is 31, right? And after that is September... that's not August! Geez! They better hurry and release it to the Euries tmr or there will be fascist and communist riots!

EDIT: And let me just wave the game in your faces: It's awesome! And the graphics are definitely a better testament to Contra than those somewhat shitty PS2 titles.

[Famidrive-16]

HA! I got the game already back in June, even though I live in NA. How, you ask? Simple, I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

Also, I heard that the game was slated for European release by August of this year. Well... it's the 30th as of now. Tomorow is the 31st I believe.. 30+1 is 31, right? And after that is September... that's not August! Geez! They better hurry and release it to the Euries tmr or there will be fascist and communist riots!

EDIT: And let me just wave the game in your faces: It's awesome! And the graphics are definitely a better testament to Contra than those somewhat shitty PS2 titles.

*wow*

[The 1 2 P]

HA! I got the game already back in June, even though I live in NA. How, you ask? Simple, I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

And you're bragging about that....on this site??

Back in the land of reality, I haven't heard any updates to this game in awhile.

[Melf]

HA! I got the game already back in June, even though I live in NA. How, you ask? Simple, I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

Also, I heard that the game was slated for European release by August of this year. Well... it's the 30th as of now. Tomorow is the 31st I believe.. 30+1 is 31, right? And after that is September... that's not August! Geez! They better hurry and release it to the Euries tmr or there will be fascist and communist riots!

EDIT: And let me just wave the game in your faces: It's awesome! And the graphics are definitely a better testament to Contra than those somewhat shitty PS2 titles.

Somebody please ban this pirate douche.

[Xexyz]

HA! I got the game already back in June, even though I live in NA. How, you ask? Simple, I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

Also, I heard that the game was slated for European release by August of this year. Well... it's the 30th as of now. Tomorow is the 31st I believe.. 30+1 is 31, right? And after that is September... that's not August! Geez! They better hurry and release it to the Euries tmr or there will be fascist and communist riots!

EDIT: And let me just wave the game in your faces: It's awesome! And the graphics are definitely a better testament to Contra than those somewhat shitty PS2 titles.

Bravo! What a terrific 1st impression.

[kupomogli]

HA! I got the game already back in June.

I own Duke Nukem Forever. True story.

[heybtbm]

I use Wii homebrew to get the game absolutely free, so those copmanies who take the money can kiss my ass.

Stay classy.

[Romero_Santa]

Haha! You money loaded rich shitfesting cash assers can go and spend all your money on the games!

Go on and laugh at the life-living pirates as your cash is sucked out of your assholes for the shit priced purchases of games!

Democracy baby!

And yes, kupomogli, I did download this game in June, you fucking retarded douchecunt. Perhaps if your penis-for-a-brain worked for a second, rather than jizzing in your head to a runny jizz nose, you'd know about something called "HOMEBREW".

Oh, and salute to you poppycocker Europeans who were promised this awesome game, but instead wait in line as Germany's anti-penis pussy policy turns soldiers into bots.

[Bratwurst]

anti-penis pussy policy

ANTI-PENIS PUSSY POLICY

A DOCTRINE FOR THE HERE AND NOW

FOR YOUR FAMILY AND MINE

THE URETHRA IS LIKE A TINY VAGINA

YOU COULD FEASIBLY SHOVE THINGS IN IT

BUT BABIES DON'T COME OUT

[rbudrick]

ANTI-PENIS PUSSY POLICY

A DOCTRINE FOR THE HERE AND NOW

FOR YOUR FAMILY AND MINE

THE URETHRA IS LIKE A TINY VAGINA

YOU COULD FEASIBLY SHOVE THINGS IN IT

BUT BABIES DON'T COME OUT

Only in your world, when you squeeze your sausage, they do, however, come out.

-Rob

[Icarus Moonsight]

Hey, I have an anti-penis pussy policy. Hermaphrodites creep me out.

"Chinese Democracy baby!" <-- fixed

[kupomogli]

Oh, and salute to you poppycocker Europeans who were promised this awesome game, but instead wait in line as Germany's anti-penis pussy policy turns soldiers into bots.

Salut!

[slip81]

what is going on here?

[Oobgarm]

ANTI-PENIS PUSSY POLICY

A DOCTRINE FOR THE HERE AND NOW

FOR YOUR FAMILY AND MINE

THE URETHRA IS LIKE A TINY VAGINA

YOU COULD FEASIBLY SHOVE THINGS IN IT

BUT BABIES DON'T COME OUT

This is the second-greatest post EVER on this forum.

[Xexyz]

what is going on here?

One of the regulars somewhere on these forums must have gotten schooled in an emulation debate or got banned for being an idiot. As a result, he's making alts and stooping to lame troll attempts that won't phase anyone on a specialty forum such as this. Go to NGG if you want some laughs, you won't get banned every time you make a post either.

[PapaStu]

Please continue on with the topic at hand and not the douchenozzles that MUST BE PIRATES TO SHOW OFF HOW KEWL THEY THINK THEY ARE BY THINKING THEY ARE HAXORZING STUFFS!!11!1 Both have been banned.

[The 1 2 P]

Silly trolls. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B, A select, start doesn't work on DP. You only get one troll life here, not 30.

[8-bitNesMan]

So back on topic does anyone know a release date?

[PapaStu]

Silly trolls. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B, A select, start doesn't work on DP. You only get one troll life here, not 30.

Your code is wrong. No select here bub... This is Contra!