Punk-Ass Modern Gamer Plays An Old-School Text Adventure

[Sniderman]

One of the funniest things I've read recently. Be sure to check out what's going on in the background windows that are popping up. YOu'll know 'em when you see 'em.

By the way, this is really not safe for work and the langauge gets....rough. But funny....

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[Baloo]

That was pretty dumb. I expected it to be a video of a real modern gamer playing a text adventure, but instead I get something rather stupid.

None of those commands would even be accepted in an old PC text game. They're too specific.

[understatement]

murder the shit out of deer

frolic

[Dire 51]

I was getting a good chuckle out of it until the IM window popped up. Then I lost it.

[Fuyukaze]

God damn do I miss old text adventure games. That and MUDs. Those be some good times there, good times.

I wish someone would release Retro Game Chalenge 2 now.

[MrRoboto19XX]

That was pretty well done, the IM window really made it for me.

I wish someone would release Retro Game Chalenge 2 now.

You and me both, you and me both.

[Daria]

Awesome.

Someone really ought to make a modern text adventure with better command recognition.

[Arcade_Ness]

That was hilarious. I know a guy who would've played the game exactly like that lol.

[Gameguy]

That was great.

[Kitsune Sniper]

That was pretty dumb. I expected it to be a video of a real modern gamer playing a text adventure, but instead I get something rather stupid.

None of those commands would even be accepted in an old PC text game. They're too specific.

Um. I know you're Baloo, but you sound like someone else... :P

[Raedon]

A MAC user would totally click ok.

[Jorpho]

Reminiscent of Gold Key. But Gold Key was so much more subtle.
http://www.yip.org/smarry/yip/goldkey.html

[scooterb23]

I lost it somewhere around "Ok, now they have their tops off, and are totally doing it all over your registry"