Twilight: The Game?

[Kitsune Sniper]

... Wow, I wouldn't even pirate that game. D:

[Enigmus]

And now I should officially kill myself... excuse me.

After seeing my sisters and my oldest sister's boyfriend (who was dragged into it) play it on a Blu Ray player and seeing sparkly emo vampires from the land of the rainbow wrist-cutters in near-HD, I think I'll join in on your idea.

[Therealqtip]

... Wow, I wouldn't even pirate that game. D:

GOTTA GET DEM CHEEVEZ D00D

[Sabz5150]

I am not! Is this game being threatened as a bad gift to others? Oh hell yes. Am I going to get one for me? Oh hell no.

Like Cho Aniki except the receiver has a slight idea of what they're in for.

[NayusDante]

See, this is the kind of situation that could bring the visual novel genre to the US mainstream. As godawful as it sounds, I'm sure it would make for decent dating sim material.

Then again, I've never read or seen the series. What do I know?