This might be the beer. But. Hear me out, like you hear a cat meowing at the window:
Is this NOT, like, the worst god damned Mortal Kombat ever made? And was the series ever that great to begin with? I mean, I feel like when you put it next to Street Fighter II, it's basically only good for the shock/camp value. Right? Am I crazy? I was totally never into this series, for some reason.