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    Default Aliens Colonial Marines review, oh boy.... didnt expect such a LOW score

    47 metascore... im speechless. This was my most wanted game this year, and I expected a AAA game from gearbox. Duke nukem still has an higher metascore than this. This is also bad news for wii U, because when its launched in march gamers will know its a POS game, and sales will be awful. Game companies will look at the sales data on wii U and wont bother porting their games to wii U (hello crysis and far cry). I know I will be picking this game when it hits the bargain bin because im a huge fan of Aliens franchise, but really didnt expect this. Also did you see the review from EGM??? they gave it a 9.0!! the reviewer must have been paid, for such a high scoring review when it gets an average of 47 from 27 critics.

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    Perhaps the only decent Aliens related game was the Electric Dreams (NOT Activision) release on the C64...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Frankie_Says_Relax View Post
    I have no words.
    I was passing that around on a few forums yesterday as I know the guy who produced it... evidently it's gotten even further audience since...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    I was passing that around on a few forums yesterday as I know the guy who produced it... evidently it's gotten even further audience since...!
    You can tell him that if nothing good ever comes of this game, that clip will likely live in infamy. It's fucking brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankie_Says_Relax View Post


    I have no words.
    This instantly reminds me of THIS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Collector_Gaming View Post
    This instantly reminds me of THIS!

    ha that made me laugh X)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collector_Gaming View Post
    This instantly reminds me of THIS!

    That's the joke.

    Anyway, I was watching a friend play this game yesterday, it doesn't look that bad.

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    And now, some more fun from Aliens Colonial Marinesville:

    http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/a...ns-cm-bug.aspx

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    Bayonette 2 is way more anticipated than this game. One game that isnt made by Nintendo isnt going to make people think the Wii U is dead 4 MONTHS AFTER LAUNCH! Besides, not all people who buy games look up reviews of them before they buy them.

    People need to stop fucking saying this system is a goner, its not the Saturn for god sake. How long was it till Final Fantasy 7 came out on the PS1??? 2 years!

    Just wait till the PS4 and 720 have DRM, then see how well the Wii U starts to sell.

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    20 years ago, we all used to cringe when licensed games were released. Probably never should have stopped, eh? Like Duke Nukem, how many developers went through this game? It's no wonder it might be a mess. There aren't that many Alien fans, and does this kind of game appeal to non-Alien diehards? Few of the previous entries Acclaim always seemed to make did not.

    What does the Wii U have to do with it? The game was released on everything else as well, most definitely with the same bugs. No pun intended.
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    I'm under the impression that Borderlands was good (I need to actually look at those two games someday since I don't have a clue even what genre they're in), but it's sad just how far downwards in general it seems Gearbox has gone in recent years.

    I loved their two PC expansions for Half-Life, thought they did an excellent job porting Half-Life over to the PS2, and loved the Brothers in Arms trilogy. But since then all they've done is take the Brothers in Arms franchise in a horrible new direction, licensed it out to anyone willing to pay to slap the name on their latest mobile game, allowed the original two games to be shoddily ported over to the Wii, fulfilled expectations by Duke Nukem Forever living up to the low review scores most people expected, and now seemingly this after several years of development.

    I have no interest in the franchise but really thought I'd eventually buy this just because it was a Gearbox first person shooter.

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    The unique weapon system, RPG level up system, and the co op is what makes Borderlands. If it didn't have any of that it'd be a pretty boring FPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreZZ View Post
    Duke nukem still has an higher metascore than this.
    And that right there is beyond sad.

    Also did you see the review from EGM??? they gave it a 9.0!! the reviewer must have been paid, for such a high scoring review when it gets an average of 47 from 27 critics.
    Not all people think alike and thus the same is true for reviewers. While it's been well documented that some sites have purposely inflated review scores due to advertisement support in the past, I don't think thats the case in this situation. But I'm surprised that EGM is still even alive.
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    i knew they going to screw this game up and going to be bad moment i saw the title ;p

    No one can make a decent Aliens Game....


    Honestly they should just make it Horror Style like as it was Resident Evil 2 (back it was still more horror and some action)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordsOfSkulls View Post

    No one can make a decent Aliens Game....
    Er... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_...r_(video_game)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daltone View Post
    ;p let me rephrase that....

    that ones is Aliens and Predator.... but making a Pure Aliens Game is what many people have problem with. Mostly because developers try to make it too much ACTION....

    Heck if they made it Survival Horror focus more O.o i think we would have a decent shot....

    Dead Space + Aliens = What you need.


    Too many developers focus on too much on Action part and is what bores players cause their many FPS and alot of them are better made ;p people need to make some Unique aspect to a game to make it stand off from others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreZZ View Post
    47 metascore... im speechless. This was my most wanted game this year, and I expected a AAA game from gearbox. Duke nukem still has an higher metascore than this. This is also bad news for wii U, because when its launched in march gamers will know its a POS game, and sales will be awful. Game companies will look at the sales data on wii U and wont bother porting their games to wii U (hello crysis and far cry). I know I will be picking this game when it hits the bargain bin because im a huge fan of Aliens franchise, but really didnt expect this. Also did you see the review from EGM??? they gave it a 9.0!! the reviewer must have been paid, for such a high scoring review when it gets an average of 47 from 27 critics.
    Oh yes, because we all know that reviews are the gospel and if you dare to disagree with popular opinion, you couldn't possibly feel that way legitimately. See, this is what pisses me off about the modern gaming scene, that attitude that if reviews say a game is awful it must be and many people won't even bother playing the game themselves to see if it's true. They just parrot the review scores as if they mean something and look down their noses at the folks who actually enjoy it. You know what I'm talking about. We've all encountered those kinds of snobs. This is exactly why gaming will never be taken seriously by the general public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retroguy View Post
    Oh yes, because we all know that reviews are the gospel and if you dare to disagree with popular opinion, you couldn't possibly feel that way legitimately. See, this is what pisses me off about the modern gaming scene, that attitude that if reviews say a game is awful it must be and many people won't even bother playing the game themselves to see if it's true. They just parrot the review scores as if they mean something and look down their noses at the folks who actually enjoy it. You know what I'm talking about. We've all encountered those kinds of snobs. This is exactly why gaming will never be taken seriously by the general public.
    Exactly! Also, if the OP really cared about the game he would buy it and support it now instead of waiting....that's part of the problem also.

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    I know some of you have been saying there is no good Alien games, but I enjoyed the old arcade Aliens game, and I also enjoy Alien Trilogy on the Saturn. I haven't played many more than those that I can remember.

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