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    Okay, let's admit it... how many of us have played games on the toilet? I know when I first got my TurboExpress I wouldn't even stop playing to go to the bathroom... I just brought it in with me. I also once knew a guy in college who actually had a TV/Genesis setup in his bathroom.
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    I've occasionally made use of my Gaming Bathroom Accessory.
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    I've brought every one of my handhelf systems at one point or another, as well as many different books, magazines, a portable TV, and so on. But I'm tellin' ya, playing an RPG on the john is a great time to play. Especially one like the Pokemon TCG or Cardfighter's Clash.

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    Dude, I once spent an afternoon sitting on the toilet playing Toilet Kids for the PC Engine.
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    my Mattel Electronics Football II gets played on most visits to the basement bathroom and it's the original 1978 model, not that crappy re-release.

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    I was determined to beat Wario Waer Inc., so I played ALOT. I would sit on the toilet for like a 30 mins. just playingf non-stop. I liek to study my digital press guide when im in the bathroom though.
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    uhh.. I play games on the crapper like EVERY SINGLE DAY.. for YEARS.

    I mean aside from at the clothing stores while the wife shops, the crapper is the only other place I really play the GBA/GBC, etc. :P

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    Original Game boy w/ tetris was in there for years.....now its a GB Color with tetris DX.....Also a Calvin and Hobes book

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    I usually bring a NGPC or GBA with me..to the mighty throne.. :P

    Last night I took a Turbo Express and Blazing Lazers with me with..I got real far in the game....a long poop..

    But I have brought in a Vectex and a Virtual Boy before..
    The Virtual Boy was the hardest to play on the bowl..I tried to set it on top of the clothes hamper and play it that way.

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    Sometimes I'll bring my GBA or my Game Gear with me to the bathroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadtower
    Okay, let's admit it... how many of us have played games on the toilet? I know when I first got my TurboExpress I wouldn't even stop playing to go to the bathroom... I just brought it in with me. I also once knew a guy in college who actually had a TV/Genesis setup in his bathroom.
    Damn a genesis, and tv in a bathroom WOW, now thats what I call a hardcore gamer, though heres hopeing he did not wipe and touch the controller right after eewww...okay let me stop being gross now.

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    I just never really understood how people could take so long on the john. I am in and out way quicker than that - I wouldn't even have enough time to get past the loadup screen. This is with #2, I'm not even talking about #1.

    Especially when we were in Germany, man - the stench was just overpowering. That toilet had a shelf in the back of the bowl (we think it was so that you can examine your stool), and it would just sit there and stink.

    The really cool toilet we saw in Germany was at this restaurant called Schlappen - you went into the men's bathroom and you had a stall, but where was the urinal? Then you saw that a whole wall was a mirror with a grate at the bottom, and you went on the mirror and the water would go down the wall when you were done and automatically flush it all. Now that was a cool urinal.

    But no - I have never played a handheld on the john. Nor do I take books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XpOsUrE
    Quote Originally Posted by chadtower
    Okay, let's admit it... how many of us have played games on the toilet? I know when I first got my TurboExpress I wouldn't even stop playing to go to the bathroom... I just brought it in with me. I also once knew a guy in college who actually had a TV/Genesis setup in his bathroom.
    Damn a genesis, and tv in a bathroom WOW, now thats what I call a hardcore gamer, though heres hopeing he did not wipe and touch the controller right after eewww...okay let me stop being gross now.
    Well, you could always cover the controllers with plastic so that any sprinkles or... other... will make... marks... yeah...

    Dude, I was planning on getting a small, older-style TV so that I could play my VCS anyway, I should make a set-up like that in the bathroom... I could even have my buddies over and work on my Warlords dominence...

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    Quote Originally Posted by calthaer
    I just never really understood how people could take so long on the john. I am in and out way quicker than that - I wouldn't even have enough time to get past the loadup screen. This is with #2, I'm not even talking about #1.

    Same here. If I take more than 5 minutes there's a serious problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroYoungen
    I could even have my buddies over and work on my Warlords dominence...
    And alot of work you need indeed.

    I've never played games in the bathroom and I don't see myself starting anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quintracker
    Quote Originally Posted by calthaer
    I just never really understood how people could take so long on the john. I am in and out way quicker than that - I wouldn't even have enough time to get past the loadup screen. This is with #2, I'm not even talking about #1.

    Same here. If I take more than 5 minutes there's a serious problem
    , you make a very valid point there buddy .

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    Playing on the can is like having your own fortress of solitude! I can score 39 million with an SS ranking on "Captain Jack" after much practice.

    I just have a hard time jamming the dance mat in between the toilet and the wall... I need a bigger bathroom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quintracker
    Quote Originally Posted by calthaer
    I just never really understood how people could take so long on the john. I am in and out way quicker than that - I wouldn't even have enough time to get past the loadup screen. This is with #2, I'm not even talking about #1.

    Same here. If I take more than 5 minutes there's a serious problem
    The point is not that you urinate and crap the entire time... It's just kind of relaxing to sit there, playing a game, while your ass and legs get all red.


    I myself play Virtual Boy in the crapper. What has been VERY CONVENIENT is after playing for more than 10 minutes, and I start to feel nautious, I can just flip around and vomit.


    Just kidding about the VB thing. But the whole point of being a guy and going to the bathroom is taking your sweet frickin' time either reading or playing a game. You just have to stick with this cliche! It's FUN and very therapuetic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Monkey
    Playing on the can is like having your own fortress of solitude! I can score 39 million with an SS ranking on "Captain Jack" after much practice.

    I just have a hard time jamming the dance mat in between the toilet and the wall... I need a bigger bathroom!

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