I'll start the thread with an example:
Electronic Arts used to be an artist with a lot of friends. But now he is a polygamist who married some of his former buddies. He is married to several spouses, and they are all one-sided marriages. He's a bad husband who marries talented women so he can sell their art without paying them anything more than a meager living wage; due to his greedy, bad behaviors, EA breaks their spirits and the spouses turn into shadows of their former selves. Their children have nothing to do with EA after they leave the house. But EA is the richest man in his country and one of the richest in the world, so he keeps adding more brides to his long line of sham marriages. People fondly remember how he used to be, but lament what he has turned into.
...That was far darker and less funny than I was hoping for. Perhaps some of you can craft better personifications of game companies than I have.
Here's some to choose from:
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Square
Enix
Taito
Irem
Midway
Namco
Acclaim
Bandai
Game Arts
Atari
Activision
Hudson
Konami
Capcom
SEGA
Nintendo
SONY
Microsoft
Ubisoft
Treasure
Rare
Harmonix
HAL Laboratories