TOTAL CARNAGE!

We've tossed this one around in the past without success, but for the sake of thoroughness, let's do it again.

A) Have you ever captured THE REAL General Ahkboob?

B) Have you ever gotten ALL of the prizes in the Pleasure Domes?

C) If you answered "yes" to either of the above, do you have proof of your greatness?

Discuss.