(Dear Sothy,)
There is a young man of a cat by the name of "Benicio". He lives in my house. I like to play video games from time to time, and I use an extension cord with my controller so I can sit up on my bed while playing.
Once I've started playing, it's not long before Benicio comes padding in and attacks the cord! He likes to chew on it. I yell at him, and after he ignores me yelling I toss him off the bed, and then he jumps back on the bed, and then I yell some more, and then I toss him out of the room and close the door.
But I like the door open. What should I do?
Signed,
Cat Really Upsets Daddy