The math wasn't the greatest part of this contest, I can tell you that. I input the scores of all four judges, and for the averaged totals that were close (9 or higher) I tallied all of the forum judges and used your average as the "fifth judge". It turned out incredibly close, but our winning entry is:
*drum roll*
M.U.L.E.!
http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23147
You can find the calculated totals of all the reviews that made the cut at the end of this thread. Thanks again to everyone who participated, both as writers and as "review the reviewer" critics.
This forum is open again - feel free to reveal your identities if you'd like!
Review Drexel PC Kwaj Cap'n DP AVG Forum re-AVG
M.U.L.E. (Atari 8-bit) 9 9 10 10 9.5 9 9.4
Defender (Arcade) 10 9 9 9 9.25 9.28 9.256
StarFlight (PC) 10 9 8 10 9.25 8 9
Undead Line (Mega Drive) 9 9 9 9 9 8.57 8.914
Paradroid (Commodore 64) 9 9 8 9 8.75
Road Trip (PS2) 8 8 8.5 10 8.625
Solaris (Atari 2600) 9 8.5 8 9 8.625
Eggerland Meikyuu Fukkatsu (Famicom) 9 8 8 9 8.5
Disgaea (PS2) 9 7 8.75 9 8.4375
Diner (Intellivision) 9 8.5 7 9 8.375
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PS2) 8 8.5 9 8 8.375
T-Mek (Cross-Platform) 8 7.5 8 9 8.125
Gradius II (Famicom) 9 9 7 6 7.75
Sly Cooper (PS2) 9 8 7 7 7.75
F-Zero GX (GC) 8 8.5 7 7 7.625
Street Fighter II Turbo (SNES) 8 7.5 8 7 7.625
Viewtiful Joe (GC) 9 7.5 7 7 7.625
Grid Runner (Saturn) 7 8.5 8 6 7.375
WWF No Mercy (N64) 8 8.5 6 7 7.375
Battle Bakraid (Arcade) 8 7 7 7 7.25
Thunder Castle (Intellivision) 7 8 6 8 7.25
Pac-Man 2 (SNES) 7 6.5 5 10 7.125
Tapper (Atari 8-bit) 9 8 5 6 7
Tobal No. 1 (Playstation) 7 8 6 6 6.75
Halo (Xbox) 8 7.5 5 6 6.625
Soul Calibur 2 (GC) 7 7.5 6 6 6.625
Castlevania: LoI (PS2) 7 6 5 8 6.5
Life Force (NES) 6 5.5 6 7 6.125
Shenmue (DC) 5 7.5 6 6 6.125
Video Life (Atari 2600) 6 6 6 6 6
Alf (SMS) 7 5.5 4 7 5.875
Bounty Bob Strikes Back (Atari 8-bit) 7 6.5 3 7 5.875
Congo Bongo (Cross-Platform) 6 6 5 6 5.75
Legend of Zelda (NES) 7 6 3 7 5.75
Legend of Zelda: ALttP (SNES) 6 6 4 6 5.5
Popeye (Atari 8-bit) 7 6 4 5 5.5