In a particularly absurd mission, you're required to help defend a Confederate cannon from a Union attack amid blasts that set the nearby surroundings on fire. After disposing of the enemy soldiers, we watched our Confederate brethren undergo a series of seizures, then run headlong into the flames themselves, and then come running back out alight to fall over and die for no good reason.
Looks like somebody's trying to give Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing a run for its, uh, crappiness...and this one is supposedly going to be found in game stores. Keep away from this one...far, far away.
In other news, GameSpot's Rumor Control (Here) is an interesting read. They even manage to link to Assembler (@ RoarVGM)!