I found the GTA Manual ages ago and it had the most amazing Engrish ever. And now it is missing. Can anyone help me find a copy on the net? I'd appreciate it muchly.

Great excerpts:
RELEVANT CRAZY WARNING
RELEVANT AGAIN AND AGAIN LABOR THE EXCESSIVE WARNING
ANNOUNCEMENTS CONCERNING BATTERY WITH WARN

IF YOU ARE PLAYING GAME OVER THE ONE-HOUR THEN LOOK TOWARD YOUR HAIR AND PREPARE FOR THE LONG MARCH.

Thx.