We are now accepting applications for the position outlined below. Please follow the appropriate procedure.

TITLE: Washroom Attendant
GRADE LEVEL: 2
SALARY: 65,000/year
RESPONSIBILITIES: Candidate must be proven, responsible, professional with no less than 4 previous years as a washroom attendant and/or hotel concierge. Understanding of various colognes, aftershaves, and cuban cigars a plus. Strong verbal communication skills mandatory. Knowledge of local sports teams, current events, and pay-per-view events preferable.
REPORTS TO: VP of DP Industries, Ms. Achika.

To apply, please post your qualifications here. You must describe why you feel YOU are the best candidate for this job. Cutting your opponents down in the process is not only tactical, but highly regarded by senior management.

Thank you for your interest in DP Industries, Inc. where "the holidays" are when certain religious-types are finally brought to light and their services are no longer required.