You find yourself driving down the road thinking "nice framerate".
You know you've been playing too many VGs when
You find yourself driving down the road thinking "nice framerate".
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When you walk around town Shaking trees looking for things to fall out.
You post here....
I've got a friend who's reminded of Turok every time he sees fog. He's definitely been playing games too much.
JR
When you hear music and you stop and simultaneously start dancing and giving a news report.
When, while walking around town, you look for things to grind on.
also
When you try to powerslide a full-size van around a corner.
....both of which I have done, incidentally.
When you grow a long black mustache, wear a red hat, blue suspenders, white gloves, and run around by your local pond, trying to slide on the backs of turtles and eat the fungi.
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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
-When you fall down and play dead when touched.
-When watching somebody getting hit eight times in a row very quickly, you yell, "EIGHT HIT COMBO!"
-You want to exchange your money for Golds, Rupees, Zenny, or any other video game currency.
-You throw trash cans, barrels, and beer kegs at walls expecting to find bonus levels.
-You are afraid of the gorillas at the zoo because you are afraid they will throw barrels at you and kidnap your girlfriend.
Dual Action Pampering (For Her Pleasure)
Click the "WWW" button to go there.
you complain to your eye doctor that your glasses aren't strong enough and everything looks pixelated..
..When after you collect a dollar in loose change, you decide to see what getting killed is like, because you're certain you'll be resurected on the spot.
Or...
You're always searching for the "jump" and "shoot" buttons in your car.
when...... in front of a Police station, you try to pull a cop out of his cruiser so you can beat the livin bejesus out of him, steal his gun and his cruiser.....
- You get stuck in rush hour traffic and keep blasting the horn, thinking that eventually the cars ahead of you will either explode or fly off the road.
- You start eating more junk food because it increases your health.
- You're fairly certain you can use an assault rifle with no problems should the need ever arise.
- You start speaking in a deadpan, monotone voice.
Kristine
"I am way too lesbian for that shit."
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat from dreaming of Toad telling you that the Princess is in another castle.
You debate with a complete stranger about which stat robe, armor or magical sword is better..
Fear your thoughts because they become your words
Fear your words because they become your actions
Fear your actions because they become your habits
Fear your habits because they become your character
Fear your character because it becomes your destiny
Therefore: Thinking and nurturing positive thoughts, at any point in your life, can change your destiny.
When you just KNOW there's something out there in the darkness waiting for you to just step into the shadows. Knowing that the mere sight of it could render you helpless with fear....fear gently crushing your windpipe and whispering in your ear telling you that it knows that you can't scream. Knowing that the pain that it has waiting for you will take years to kill you and have you screaming for mercy in the first five seconds...begging Death to visit you quickly.
You look for the controller ports on your car...
Also when you want to view your car from a slightly elevated angle, a couple of meters back.
When you know what "You have no chance to survive make your time" and "Take off every Zig" means.
You have forearms like Popeye from pounding on the buttons, and your face glows greenish from constant exposure to the screen's radiation.
You try to stick a game cart in your VCR.
-Dobie
NES, SNES, & Gameboy Collector
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