CrazyEddie's review of Metroid Primer 2

[classicb]

Mario and Luigi are back!!!!!, September 2, 2004


Reviewer:

John E. Katt "CrazyEddie" (Jupiter, Milky Way) - See all my reviews

The lovably cute Princess Peach has been kidnapped by those pesky pirates again and it's up to Mario and Luigi to save her highness from the evil clutches of Ridley, Kraid and the ever-so-evil Metroid Primer. I was talking to the developers at E3 last May and they told me that Mario and Luigi are back and they're better than ever!!! With the help of Mario's water gun and Luigi's jump attack, you'll be fraggin' Space Pirates like crazy!!! Find all 100 stars and you'll unlock a special game mode that allows you to play as LINK!!!! But, wait! There's more ... This game also works with that crazy microphone controller!! Man, is that not radical?!?!?! Yes, sing along with your favorite Nintendo characters while Ridlely, Kraid, and that nasty Metroid Primer all scream in excrutiating pain!!! There were also plans to make this game compatible with Nintendo Live, but sadly, they scrapped the plans at the last moment. Don't worry though, I'm sure the PS2 and Xbox versions of the game will have online support. I just can't wait for Metroid Primer 2: Part 10: Episode: 3: Echoes of Sunshine: The Hunt for Princess Peach! Believe me, guys ... This game will ROCK!!!!

I'm not too sure why I thought this was so funny maybe its the mood I've been in today. It was taken from an amazon.com review.

[MegaDrive20XX]

Wow....cocoa puffs and pain killers don't mix dude..

[Ed Oscuro]

That guy thinks he's CRAZY EDDIE? Pff, he ain't seen nothing but the bottom of a shotglass.

Or he was staring a hypo directly in the needle, and lost. That would explain the anomalies of thought in that review.

[Half Japanese]

I was hoping this was Crazy Eddie from Crazy Eddie's Used Car Emporium (easy reference 'round these parts).

"I'll club a seal to make a better deal!" (or something along those lines).