The Stupidest Games You've Ever Played

[jhm1987]

OK I just recently played Shaq-Fu. Has anybody else played this piece of crap called a game.There is one good thing about this game though, it didn't abduct my cat. Oh yea one more thing good about it...........wait.....nope that was something else I was thinking about.

[MegaDrive20XX]

Rise of the Robots....I rest my case...

oh and not to mention "Cosmic Carnage" on 32X....*shivers*

[punkoffgirl]

Let's move this one on over to the gaming forum, shall we?

[Jibbajaba]

Back to the Future for NES, hands down. It is a HORRIBLE game. And it has basically nothing to do with the movie.

Chris

[soniko_karuto]

Back to the Future for NES, hands down. It is a HORRIBLE game. And it has basically nothing to do with the movie.

Chris

so IT IS a game after all.

i used it as a doorstop.

[Nez]

Jaws (nes) Bad just bad. That and Razor FreestyleScooter.


FREESTYLE SCOOTER! how lame is that!?

[scooterb23]

/me starts dancing around randomly...

Freestyle...scooter...oh never mind.

Now that was lame.

I'd have to say any stealth game...pick one...say...Metal Gear Solid. I don't think sitting still and aviding conflict is a very fun game. And they don't really give you the option to go in guns blazing successfully.

[BHvrd]

I agree with previous mentioned games except back to the future, i enjoyed that one.

Other vomit inducing games:

Kether on CD-i
Hell on 3do
Cybermorph on jaguar

[Jibbajaba]

I agree with previous mentioned games except back to the future, i enjoyed that one.

Other vomit inducing games:

Kether on CD-i
Hell on 3do
Cybermorph on jaguar

Cybermorph SUCKS!!!!! And the funny thing is that when they had the Jaguar set up at "The Good Guys" near my house when it came out, they had it running that game. Sure it was the pack-in game, but it didn't make me want the system.

Chris

[suppafly]

Crazy taxi. Stupid game. I got bored after 10 minutes...

[soniko_karuto]

Crazy taxi. Stupid game. I got bored after 10 minutes...

crazy taxi ain't bad. it's just your taste.

if you don't like crazy taxi then i don't like final fantasy 7.

[LiquidX01]

Beavis and ButtHead on the Genesis.

Come on, it dont get much more stupider than that.

[max 330 mega]

hmm.. where to begin.

kingdoms: the far reaches for 3DO
the hunt for red october for NES
contra: legacy of war for saturn
battlemaster for genesis
squeezebox for atari 2600
any game like dragons lair
hyperzone for SNES
cosmic carnage for 32X
and the worst game of all time, My Hero for SMS

yea those are some real shit piles.

[motley6]

Conan for NES

[Cauterize]

I think Flintstones on the Master System wins the all round crappiest game ever award! Just try that first level, i know you will hate it!

[Berty]

Grand Theft Auto 3, Grand Theft Auto Vice City
If you took away the violence then what is left?

Primal Rage was also fairly crappy, but Shaq Fu is the icing on the cake

[jdc]

Metal Gear Solid for the PSX is the "stupidest" game that I've EVER experienced and most likely ever will again. What the hell was Hideo Kojima thinking?!?!?!

You've got this awesome game....with this guy named Snake. You spend all of your time being as stealthy as humanly possible....sneaking here, sneaking there....being all covert. Snake is one cool, calm, level-headed guy.

Then all of a sudden....his brains go out the fuckin' window. He walks into a warehouse. There's this badass chick...Sniper Wolf. She's up high on a catwalk....with a sniper rifle, drawing a bead on Snake. So what does hero boy do? Lays down prone in the MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' FLOOR, WITH NO COVER WHATSOEVER......and attempts to take her out. AND he's got a case of "the shakes"!! "Gee bitch, let's see you try and take me out NOW!!!"

So much for stealth. At that point all of the believability and immersion of the game abruptly ended. I took the disc out of the PSX and vowed never to play a Metal Gear game again.

[EnemyZero]

Can we say Link: The Faces of Evil on CD-I? good

[fishsandwich]

Anyone play ALF on the Master System? No? Keep it that way.

[Maddrox]

porkys for 2600 was pretty bad...