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    Default New Dreamcast game Baldr Force EXE just released, smells bad

    As you may know, the Dreamcast release schedule has been sparce for some time now (I'm talking about Japan) with mostly re-issues of old dating simulators and the like. One of the final so-called "good" releases is a port of the Japanese PC game Baldr Force, which is a 3-D shooter with Hentai (cartoon porn) driving some sort of story along.

    Well, I got this game yesterday, and I must say I'm disappointed. I wasn't in it for the Hentai... I was thinking I'd get something like the old PSone game Loaded, except with 3-D graphics, Dreamcast-style. All I'm seen so far are an occasional dull enemy set in a sparse backdrop my Genesis or SNES could replicate. Does this game get any better?

    And where's the Hentai content? I know that the Dreamcast game was supposed to be edited (possibly quite heavily) from the PC game, but I expected SOME nipple. The game IS rated 18+, which usually means something even mildly titilating.

    Anyone know if the later levels get any better? The menus are all Japanese, so no help there. I want SOMETHING. A good shooter showdown... some naked chick... something to justify my purchase on a new game for a dead system that I could have copied off the net. I try to support the DC by buying these new releases, but this one is really disappointing.

    :/

    Cheers

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    Here's the CD cover...



    Here are some screenshots... I have yet to see anything that looks remotely like this. I suppose I'll have to keep playing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz







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    Looks neet. Hey, it looks POLYGONAL, in fact. Yay! Well, yeah, tell us more.

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    Damn man, I hate it when those hentai games end up being false advertising! I just gave up and went back to searching the internet for snuff porn.

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    Yeah I'm guessing it was just mad edited or you haven't made it to the really explicit parts yet. I've never heard of it. Is the gameplay any fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Habeeb Hamusta
    Yeah I'm guessing it was just mad edited or you haven't made it to the really explicit parts yet. I've never heard of it. Is the gameplay any fun?
    That's my point... the gameplay so far has been shitty, and I have yet to see anything like what is pictured in those screenshots above. The game's combat has so far been pretty lame. I was hoping at least I'd get to see a nipple since the game has so far been very dull, but I don't even get a panty shot or a threatening tentacle.

    Bah. I'll keep going and see if it gets any better.

    Cheers

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    I played a demo a while ago... thought it was pretty weak. I'll probably pick it up, just to show my support for the system.
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    Default Oui

    Well, I've made it futher, and the action is getting better and the graphics have improved considerably, but still no nipples.

    I'll keep you posted.

    Cheers

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