SATAN

[Stark]

AS EGM said: On the right is SATAN and on the left is SATAN. >)

[Sniderman]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

To keep this viideogame related: I bet the game sucks.

[Tempest]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

As Kid Rock once said: If there's grass on the field, play ball!


Tempest

[dsullo]

Sniderman I am with you. They are hotties and I remember when they were barely walking.

Plus they are like the richiest girls in hollywood.

[Chunky]

But how is the game play?, do they get nude? or just pay off the cops for that speeding ticket?

[buttasuperb]

well if they got naked, id figure there would be some lawsuits since they are not 18 yet.

[bargora]

Right. Ashley does Ashland. Lawsuits? Man, there'd be criminal prosecutions.

[Raedon]

Man, we are all going to Hell!! >)

I hear it's quite nice there this time of year

I tell you what if Playboy could pull it off that would be the first nudey mag I'll have purchased sense Drew Barrymore got naked.

edit: oh they are not even 18 yet.. we are going to hell!! >

[Sylentwulf]

The one on the left seems a lot cuter than the one on the right, is it just me?

[Sylentwulf]

It has to be mentioned in this thread.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~shano/olsen.html

[bargora]

The one on the left seems a lot cuter than the one on the right, is it just me?

I'm guessing you just don't like teeth in your women.

[Queen Of The Felines]

They're also fraternal twins, not identical. So yes, the one on the left IS cuter.

Kristine

[Sothy]

if theres no grass on the field its time to plant some seed.

[Sylentwulf]

That field HAS to be ready to play ball.... It's been carefully cultivated in the land of the famous for 16 years....

[GENESISNES]

but recently bombed by sothy, ripping the grass from its roots.

[Neo-Jorge]

I thought this was gonna be about Satans Hollow.....lol



Thanks

[slapdash]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

They used to look like orangutans... Now they look like mall sluts. Change is good.

[Sniderman]

They used to look like orangutans...

! I used to refer to them as "The Monkey Twins!" Ha! I *knew* it wasn't just me!

"Monkey Twins Powers....activate!"
"Shape of...a Mall Slut!"
"Form of...Jailbait!"

[slapdash]

Heh, that's cool -- reference a cartoon that ended before they were born. :-)

So, do we place bets on when they do their Playboy layouts? Side bets: whether they're together or separate, and if separate, which goes first; if it's not Playboy, then Hustler, or something even lower down the chain; if they eventually do topless scenes, soft core movies, porno... I'm sure there are other things to bet on to, but these seem most appropriate to the thread.

I mean, it took Tiffany 10 years after her career tanked before she showed up in Playboy, and I don't think anyone expects it to take as long for Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera... Who knows about these young ladies...

[Sniderman]

Christina Agu-whatever is already in talks with Playboy as I hear. The rumor I heard was that she'll be the first non-completely-nude centerfold.

Interesting. She'll dryhump another chick in her videos, but draws the line at flashing cootchie-cootchie in a magazine. (Charo-talk for ya.)

EDIT: Whoops, guess I spoke too soon:
Aguilara doesn't want to appear in Playboy

She wants to be respected for her voice and her music. Hmmmm... I give her until August 2003. Takers?