My super duper christmas present photo : ]

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OMFG EMILY SEND ME THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wizkid007]

well that was fun!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR DICK IS LIKE A U-TURN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMFG THIS GOES DOWN IN DP HISTORY.

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call the ambulance , i cant breathe, oh god , i think im gonna pass out laughing


LZORS LERSKATES LERCOASTER

[Aussie2B]

Hahahaha, how do you screw, around a corner? :)

[Emily]

You face is ugly too. It looks like he tried to fluff it but failed miserably!
Thanks for the pics, very insparationed, Bendy.

[djbeatmongrel]

send it over here i can use a good laugh

[wizkid007]

Haha whatever... your insults are gay..

First off.. im a bit more then a nice size.. yes it curves, it curves up too just a little... great for hitting the G spot. Something u would probably know nothing about.. but i have never had any trouble having sex with it, and frankly the ladies love me for it. Which is more i can say about alot of hurting people out there.

Second: Im glad u can laugh... But cant really compare. I speak my mind.. I have money... i get pretty much any girl that i go after... I have a education.. I live with my gf... I have a wonderful sexlife. I have time to play and collect my games.. im going to japan next summer. I have my car paid off... I have pretty much everything I ever needed. So what do i need the approval of a couple of internet noobs for... i really dont... I back up everything i say. And u cant really touch me. So i think that is it. Have fun with your hollow lives. I may come off as a bit of a ass... maybe i am.. but when u have confidence u dont need much else.

[Emily]

OOOOh looks like he took down his shlong link. Do u really want to see?
Anyone who wants to laugh, ive got the pic! You shouldnt of sent it to me Bendy.

[LootRn]

sweet
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[Emily]

U sound so insecure...why do you have to prove you awsomeness to us anyway. Get a life.

[Lemmy Kilmister]

Sorry about the +1 mods, but I just couldn't resist this thread.

And in regards to my gf jenn... I go everywhere with her man... and heads turn when she is dressed up.

Yeah she turns heads alright, She also seemed to do a number on your wang.

And i dont care about making internet friends... Yeah im going to feel better about myself now because somebody from the internet likes me. Yah.. I just filled that deep hole with some virtual sustenance. Awsome!!

Are you going to feel better about yourself after making fun of them then?

great english comprehension skills.. lol.. Internet loser at its finest....

You make fun of people's english, yet you use stupid "733T" speak. Way to contradict yourself.

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Haha whatever... your insults are gay..

First off.. im a bit more then a nice size.. yes it curves, it curves up too just a little... great for hitting the G spot. Something u would probably know nothing about.. but i have never had any trouble having sex with it, and frankly the ladies love me for it. Which is more i can say about alot of hurting people out there.

Second: Im glad u can laugh... But cant really compare. I speak my mind.. I have money... i get pretty much any girl that i go after... I have a education.. I live with my gf... I have a wonderful sexlife. I have time to play and collect my games.. im going to japan next summer. I have my car paid off... I have pretty much everything I ever needed. So what do i need the approval of a couple of internet noobs for... i really dont... I back up everything i say. And u cant really touch me. So i think that is it. Have fun with your hollow lives. I may come off as a bit of a ass... maybe i am.. but when u have confidence u dont need much else.

2 minute sex with a pencil bent in the shape of a "U" isnt a wonderful sex life bub.

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OK , thats it im going to try my hardest not to post in this thread anymore before a MOD bites my head off.

[djbeatmongrel]

i never knew a penis could have scoliosis. now i see where this pent up anger comes from. "everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight!"

by the way, who the hell in their right mind takes such offense on the INTERNET to have to post pics to prove their "manliness"

[tholly]

So what do i need the approval of a couple of internet noobs for....

Then what are you still doing here?

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

ENOUGH.


To our regulars, who oughta damn well know better: what part of "don't feed the trolls" do you not understand?