Somehow I doubt the hot regional manager would be going to a high school prom with an employee...
On the other hand, it would be fun to buy the shirt and play dress up at the store.
How much would it rock to stand there in uniform playing the demo XBox until a manager comes up to see why you're not working? Imagine the look on his face when you look him squarely in the eyes and tell him to go fuck himself sideways, then calmly go back to playing the XBox.
Now that I think about it, it would be fun to fuck with customers as well...