Fallen basketball hoop too big to pick up? [Ed Note: Yes, there was going to be a picture of a fallen basketball hoop. My big hurdle...speaking of sports equipment yes heh...would've been getting together some kind of "success!" picture; would've been hard to tape together enough stuff to look like a Katamari, and you sure bet this basketball hoop wouldn't have been in it.]
Grapefruit halves refusing to fold up like a tidy tangerine? [Easy; had half a grapefruit, and tangerines]
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Note: except where indicated, pictures indicate types of items that CAN be rolled up, and are not included! Furthermore, 4-D Warriors does not necessarily advocate balling items of the types shown and cannot be held accountable for Katamari-ing practices that are not in accordance with the manual!
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Man I am so mad.. [eBay Insanity Contest]
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