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    Default Pokemon may cause cancer! Not a joke!

    Oncogene Plays a Critical Role in Tumor Formation


    NEW YORK, January 20, 2005 - Scientists at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center (MSKCC) have identified a new cellular oncogene essential for the development of cancer. Oncogenes are genes that, when mutated or dysfunctional, lead normal cells to become cancerous. The investigators have named the gene POKEMON (for POK Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor). The work is being published in the January 20, 2005, issue of Nature.

    "There are a number of genes that can cause cancer, the so-called oncogenes, but Pokemon is unique in that it is needed for other oncogenes to cause cancer." said MSKCC cancer geneticist Pier Paolo Pandolfi, MD, PhD, the senior author of the study. "More important, because the Pokemon protein plays such a crucial role in the formation of cancer, it could prove to be an effective target for new drug therapies."

    Pokemon works by controlling the pathways that are required to transform normal cells to cancerous ones. The researchers found that when they "knocked out" the Pokemon gene in mice, that transformation was blocked and cells do not become cancerous. (Knocking out a gene means inactivating it through genetic engineering.) A drug that could block the protein's function in the same way could be a powerful anticancer agent.

    "Pokemon is a main switch in the molecular network that leads toward cancer," Dr. Pandolfi added. "If we could turn Pokemon off, it may block this oncogenic circuitry and stall the malignant process."

    The investigators confirmed Pokemon's cancer-causing role by inserting the oncogene into mice. Pokemon does its damage by repressing the function of other proteins, including a tumor suppressor called ARF. The mice developed aggressive, fatal forms of lymphoma. In further work, using a technique called tissue micro arrays to study tumor samples from people with many types of cancer, they confirmed that Pokemon is present in very high levels in certain types of B-cell and T-cell lymphomas. They also found that tumors with high levels of Pokemon protein were much more likely to be aggressive.

    "Pokemon is a member of a family of proteins that are known to be transcription factors and are mutated in human cancer," said Takahiro Maeda, MD, PhD, a postdoctoral research fellow in Dr. Pandolfi's laboratory who was the paper's first author. "It is likely that the protein plays a role in solid tumors as well, and we now have means to specifically interfere with the activity of these transcription factors."
    And, in case you forgot:

    Sonic the Hedgehog may cure cancer! Not a joke!
    So, Pokemon CAUSES cancer and Sonic the Hedgehog FIGHTS cancer.

    /insert Nintendo/Sega flamewar here.
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    hahahah thats awesome good way to freak people into buying pokemon junk, quick everyone spread rumorrs then put your stuff on ebay!!!
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    Ah, but it seems that is only the mutant Pokemon that pose the threat.

    Time to hide Pikachu's Camel Lights.
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    Sonic fights all evil....damn it...
    These cartridges are dirty as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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    I can see Nintendo suing about that one. They'd probably win, too, by arguing that it is damaging to their brand name.
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    I bet Mario gives you AIDS.



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    Wow. Even as a videogame character, Sonic will fight against ANY Injustice...

    It's no wonder i like sonic so much. No offense, Grand theft auto fans.. But when i played Grand theft auto 3, I got Aggressive and hard to deal with... Maybe GTA3 causes cancer too? :/

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    I don't understand. After reading the article, shouldn't they have named the gene "POKEMOF"?

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    Well, as usual, Sonic helps us.

    Looks like Nintendo is just trying to kill us. Damn them ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bargora
    Ah, but it seems that is only the mutant Pokemon that pose the threat.

    Time to hide Pikachu's Camel Lights.


    You can ask katchoo about that one...
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    I would concur, but only with the slightly less scientifically founded discrepancy that Pokemon IS the cancer.


    Also, retrogaming in general treats some problems more effectively than alcohol.

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    ok snidie, now you're just making shit up

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    We were just talking about this stuf in my Genetics class..... the Prof told us all we should be happy that we did not grow up in the age of Pokemon.... and that the poor kids of this time are all prone to cancer

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