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    Wife-MegaDrive (Genesis) Lady In Black
    Mistress-PCE
    Childhood SweetHeart-SNES, I would spend time with her when ever I went down my cousins house, We talk onthe phone sometimes to this day and go out together sometimes.

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    Wife: NES

    Been there through all the years and I keep coming back to her every night to play a game of Tecmo Super Bowl or two. I still have the same machine since I was kid and I admit she's looked alot better back then but its not whats on the outside that counts but whats on the inside right.

    Mistress: N-Gage

    I'm out with her all day talking to her and sometimes I'm out late at night with her. I normally hide her in my pocket so I don't get caught. She's not as hot as some but she does allot of tricks.

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    Wife - Genesis. It was the only part to survive my collection selloff in the late '90s. She has seen me through the good times (Phantasy Stars) and the bad times (Timekillers). Our family has recently grown to 75 children.

    Mistress - PSP. Oh the silky smoothness of your shiny surface why did you have tempt me with your beautiful screen. And all your ablities just had more spice to the....

    Genny!!

    I...I...I didn't see you there! No there's nothing on the monitor. Really! I'm...uhh...just reading the DP forums.

    What am I typing?....

    Oh it's just my weekend finds...nothing more.

    Wait! Where are you going with your box?

    What do you mean to your mother's?!?!?

    Oh really! What about that time I came home and caught you with 32x and SCD all connected up!!!

    Oh...and don't get me started about CDX!!!

    I can tell he isn't mine. He's got a little SCD in him and you can't tell me any different.

    Fine! Go on home to your SMS. And when you get there ask how it felt to be NES's beeotch!

    !!!!SLAM!!!!
    We saved some guy's life. Killed some vicious murdering lichs and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night.

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    My Wife is definitly my super nintendo, my favorite system of all time O i love it

    my mistress well can either be my xbox or dreamcast but also have love for my nintendo and ps2, though I also have tons of love for the gamecube but I will settle on my xbox and dreamcast

    o im such a cheater on my systems but damn gotta love my super nintendo...


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    wife-trusty ol' snes
    mistress-sleek new psp

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    Old ball and chain: The SNES, my favorite system ever. Why? Well with games like Chono Trigger, FF3, Contra 3, Skyblazer, Axelay and Super metoid how could I call the SNES anything else then the love of my life.

    Botty call: The Xbox, mainly because she not only plays her own great games, but she can also get dirty and play the other "girls" games too.

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    Wife: NES. I always come back to her.

    Mistresses: all the other 8-bit consoles, but primarily the 2600. I've had some wild month-long flings with her. And whenever I get a hankerin' for a VCS game, I end up losing track of time and eventually realize that I've played like 15 different VCS game over the course of many hours.
    "And remember ladies: if it ain't tight, it ain't right!"

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    You guys really scare me sometimes....
    My System History in order of purchase: Coleco Vision - Master System - Genesis - Game Gear - Sega CD - 32X - Saturn - Nomad - PS1 - Dreamcast - PS2 - DS - PS3 (60GB) - PSP - 360.

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    Wife: NES cuz if it wasnt for her my shelves would be bare

    mistress: probably ps2 cuz i cant pass up five dollar games

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    Anyone else (coughanthony1cough) think about them and their mistress, locked in your room, covered in Warm Chocolate Puddin'?! WOWZA!!!
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    I just have a harem. I sleep with a different lover every night.

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    Wife = NES
    Mistress, changes with the seasons.
    Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, IT'S BACON!!!!

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    i'm mormon but i love to keep it in the family. my wives are Genesis and dreamcast. the mistress (i have 2) Pplaystation 2 and the wonderswan. i'm sorry i am a selfish man
    4 Wonderswan Consoles, 98 CIB Wonderswan/Color Games
    6 Wonderswan Accessories,1 Wonderswan Prototype


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    Wife - Odyssey2 (seriously too)

    Mistress - GBA SP (such a wonderful handheld system)
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    I'm married to NINTENDO.
    My mistress is SEGA
    Doesn't matter which system for either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalSpace
    Wife: SNES. I've had the same console since 1993 and it's still looking beautiful after all these years - hasn't yellowed at all. :)
    Same here. :) I always go back to my SNES, my first console that I ever personally owned, whether it be to play an old classic I love or to try a brand new Super Famicom game I never knew of until recently.

    My mistress would be PlayStation, I suppose. Even though I say I love N64 more (as well as NES and SNES), I can't help but keep buying more games for it. I have a rocky relationship with it, since I dislike Sony and the quality of the hardware itself, but the third party games just excite me so much. I have more games for it now than any other system I own. o_o

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    Wife: Dreamcast (since games I haven't played before started to dry up)

    Mistress: Xbox (since Phantom Dust came to town)
    Currently catching up on PSN, WiiWare, Wii U E-Shop and Xbox Live Arcade exclusives I missed.

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    Wife: NES. She always knows how to please me.

    Mistress: Normally I would say my PS2 which I find I play far more often nowadays, but I recently purchased an Xbox. I've been digging into the library of Xbox games (of which there are only 10 or so I want to play), and I've spent pretty much my last week with it. Beat Mechassault within a day, Halo in another, and now I'm digging into Fable. Next up are Kotor and Crimson Skies.

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    My wife would have to be my Xbox. Of course, my previous wife, GameCube, keeps calling for her alimony payments from time to time. Thankfully my mistress, Dreamcast, is always around. She's been there for me through all my recent marriages.

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