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    So what are the worst NES games ever! We need all the sucky games. There's gotta be more out of 800 games. Come on!


    Action 52
    Archon
    Athena
    Barbie
    Baseball
    Bokosuka Wars
    Bubble bath babes
    Cheetahmen 2
    Circus Caper
    Color a dinosaur
    Conan
    Deadly Towers
    Double blech
    Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
    Drac's night out
    Dragon's Lair
    Flappy
    Friday the 13th
    Hot Slot
    Hunt for red october
    Hydlide
    Impossible Mission 2
    Little red hood
    Lowgman
    Muscle
    Mutant Virus
    Pesterminator
    Peter Pan and the Pirates
    Raid on bungling bay
    Raid:2020
    Rocky and Bullwinkle
    Ski or Die
    Star Voyager
    Super Pitfall
    Superman
    Swamp thing
    Taboo
    Tagin Dragon
    Top gun
    Total Recall
    Trojan
    Where's Waldo?
    Xexyz
    Xmen

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    This must be easy:
    Swamp thing
    Friday the 13th
    Baseball
    Top gun
    Bubble bath babes

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    we did one of these over at nesworld a while ago, these come to mind:
    xmen
    hunt for red october
    ski or die

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    Raid on Bungling Bay
    Where's Waldo?
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    Worst "Nintendo seal of quality" games ever made: Conan and Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates.

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    Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - Licensed
    Tagin Dragon - Unlicensed (Common)
    Little Red Hood - Unlicensed ("Exotic")

    Overall Worst Game Ever (NES) - Little Red Hood

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    I know its rare but how could you guys forget: Action 52
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    Total Recall.

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    Circus Caper sucked terrible.

    Also craptacular was the pirate King of Fighters 97. Worst pile of code ever written for the NES.
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    1)Action 52
    2)Flappy
    3)Bokosuka Wars
    4)Hydlide
    5)Drac's Night Out
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    Ok I guess I'm in the minority here but I like Dr. Jekel and Mr. Hyde, Friday the 13th, and Hunt for Red October.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NESCollector75
    I know its rare but how could you guys forget: Action 52
    Because we're looking for "one" bad games, not 52!

    My nomination for bad games:
    Cheetahmen2 (doubly whammy since it's a bad sequel to a bad game)
    Super Pitfall (looks like a different game that someone slapped Pitfall on)
    Athena ('nuff said)
    Barbie (Sometimes a girl only game is a bad idea)
    MUSCLE (what the hell is it? It's not even the same color as the minifigds!)
    Color A Dinosaur (one dinosaur? And when you're done, that's it??)
    Hot Slot (I've seen a better looking p0rn on C64!)
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    Deadly Towers & Mutant Virus. Blech, and double blech.

    Whoever let these games see the light of day did a bit of this during THEIR lunch hour.
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    mh i really do like ski or die :/ (laught at me if u want )

    but one game i really hated although it wasnt that bad is mission impossible

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    Gotta add Pesterminator and Raid: 2020 to that list. If you were disappointed with NARC on the NES, and I'm sure most people were, wait until you try its unlicensed counterpart!
    Say what you will about the Nintendo Seal of Quality but the games without it are generally a lot worse than the ones with it. You can blame Color Dreams for that.

    JR

    P.S. Speaking of unlicensed games, am I the only one who didn't like that stupid Dizzy series? I'm sorry, but eggs don't make great video game mascots. What's next, Super Mario Fetus 3?

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    Impossible Mission 2-
    What a load of shit that game is.

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    Don't forget to include the 20 Sean Reily reviewed for our site:

    http://www.digitpress.com/archives/seanbaby/w20-1.htm

    Funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitalpress
    Don't forget to include the 20 Sean Reily reviewed for our site:

    http://www.digitpress.com/archives/seanbaby/w20-1.htm

    Funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitalpress
    Don't forget to include the 20 Sean Reily reviewed for our site:

    http://www.digitpress.com/archives/seanbaby/w20-1.htm

    Funny stuff.
    That was actually one the first DP articles I discovered shortly before I found the forums.
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    I actually liked Pesterminator, very cute game.. nice challenge.

    The only game that REALLY PISSED ME OFF from my 550+ collection (from seal of quality games, apart from that, only Tengen & Codemasters make AMAZING unlicensed games!) has to be

    Dragon's Lair

    What a crappy game! Talk about trying to run a Quake equivalent game on a 286 CPU!!!


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