What the hell is up with birds in video games?

[Rikimaru]

Now, please go lie under that rock some more

It is unlikely that anyone would have an overly positive response after reading something like that, but then afterwards to say 'sorry you took it so seriously' is rather hypocritical.

[Ed Oscuro]

You're forgetting that Rikimaru is supposedly killed by a rock at the end of the original Tenchu. Apparently you're hardcore about being angsty tonight, and I can't help you there. Just give it up, man.

[Yago]

If you don't like birds you can always drop bombs on them in Balloon Bomber, just head over to the arcade section! Just don't take my trophy.

[Teo]

"Duck! Bird!" "Duck Bird? Where? *Slam!*

what I don't get is all the smiling chicks around who seem all super happy that he's a bloody mess.

[Veepa]

what I don't get is all the smiling chicks around who seem all super happy that he's a bloody mess.

They're all super siked because they get to heal him.. like a wounded bird.. He's such a hunk... uhm.. I'm told. I am so not a homosexual...I think.. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[CartCollector]

There was an article written about this phenomena on I-Mockery.com.

[oesiii]

I thought this topic was going to be about the damage you can do to birds because the last game I remember messing with birds was Half-Life 2. The big albatross looking birds don't mess with you but you can have lots of target practicing fun shooting them all over the outside levels.

I like to switch off between the sniper rifle and the sure-fire shotgun and watching them fall a thousand feet into the river or something

[Veepa]

There was an article written about this phenomena on I-Mockery.com.

Wow, so I'm not the only person to obsess over something like this.. Now that I know that... I will move on and rant about something else that bothers me..... Get ready for more mindless literature from me in the future, but don't look forward to it, because it will be garbage.