Originally Posted by
Captain Wrong
Originally Posted by
grandamchandler
I purchased a few weeks after the gay fees started.
The gay fees? Isn't exchanging sex for videogames illegal?
No no no, you fail to understand...
What he's talking about is new legislation currently active in the states of New Hampshire, Alabama, Utah, Kansas, and Florida, and pending in Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, and South Carolina, whereupon all homosexuals are taxed. This helps line the pocketbooks of America's Truest Heroes (the politicians working to keep us as a nation protected!) with a tiny percentage of the booming Young Boy trade profits (because it's a well known fact that all gay people are also members of NAMBLA). Basically anybody identifying as "homosexual", "partially homosexual", "bisexual", or "in close and/or constant contact with homosexuals" pays a small fee, and in return is given a yellow star, to identify them on the street and combat the spread of terrorism.
At one time the money collected was to go to AIDS research, since it's also a well known fact that filthy, flagrant homosexuals are the cause of AIDS, but Kansas senators hemmed and hawwed until this was stricken out - turns out many AIDS researchers also support stem cell research, and the entire thing goes against the Bible in many, many ways (does the Bible mention AIDS anywhere? No! Therefore even acknowledging it is a sin against Christ and the Lord).
Anyway, GameTZ hopped on the bandwagon after discovering that people were dumb enough to pay money to list their games on a website and get offered trades. They figured that people would also be dumb enough to pay their gay fees TWICE - once to the state, and then again at the website.
While I, like many others on these boards, wholeheartedly support legislation of human sexuality (remember - Spaniards didn't kill the Incas! Perverse artwork killed the Incas!), I cannot agree with GameTZ's unsportsmanlike, dishonest policies.
Just thought I'd clear you up, Mr. Captain Wrong.