Read much?Originally Posted by Kaine32
Proto Patrol
An interview with Paul Brown, creator of the hilarious and infamous Bio Force Ape (fake) NES prototype
Read much?Originally Posted by Kaine32
Proto Patrol
An interview with Paul Brown, creator of the hilarious and infamous Bio Force Ape (fake) NES prototype
"I am a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce."
The interview was truncated and the butter monster references were removed because it was considered to be an insular joke. Since this thread has floated to the top I'll field questions to make it interesting again.
-Paul
Tell us about the ending.
American NES games left to beat: 3
Last 3 NES games beaten: Romance of the Three Kingdoms II, Nobunaga's Ambition II and Gemfire
(Updated: 7/21/10)
I have a question for you Paul. Why don't you go eat a bowl of dick?
Since you bumped it you mean?Originally Posted by paulB812
adaml - Bio Force Ape discovers true love.
drewbrim - I'm not Shii, if that's what you're implying.
I was aiming more for technical questions but if this thread's going to encourage empty hostility I'll leave well enough alone. If anyone wants to make a homebrew NES title and needs graphics I'm interested in getting tapped. My email works.
-Paul
Technical questions about what? How to create a hoax?Originally Posted by paulB812
Yeah, pretty much. Could be you, a friend, relative, etc... I have no problem with the hoax itself, in fact I thought it was pretty funny. But then for it to show up in VGC, whether it was your idea or Zach's or whomevers just seemed kind of odd. While funny to some that saw the thread originally, it hardly seemed like something worthwile enough to give a play by play for. Especiallly when you ceased replying to this thread so you could give an "exclusive" to the mag, and then for you to bump it here to see the reaction, and after all that to act like it wasn't you......Originally Posted by paulB812
and the thread takes a new turn I'll probably never fully understand this thread, Paul Brown or the butter monster
You know, all you had to do was hit ctrl-f and type in "bio". And it would have been faster than creating your reply in this thread. You never cease to amaze me.Originally Posted by Kaine23
Chris
Can you post the original butter monster images, rather than just the photos of the tv? I know some 4chan fans who would love to get their hands on it.
<Evan_G> i keep my games in an inaccessable crate where i can't play them
I still think it's a tragedy that you smashed the cart into pieces Paul Brown.
American NES games left to beat: 3
Last 3 NES games beaten: Romance of the Three Kingdoms II, Nobunaga's Ambition II and Gemfire
(Updated: 7/21/10)
Doesn't anyone want to know how many pixels make up the Bio Force Ape's groin?Originally Posted by smork
I originally agreed to the interview because the butter monster was supposed get printed in the article. I'm going to hold onto the original pictures because it makes me feel special to have something others don't.Originally Posted by Evan
When I think about it I get sad sometimes. Like when I pine for you to be on Sesame Street again.Originally Posted by adaml
-Paul
§ Gideon § (12-07-2019)
I originally agreed to the interview because the butter monster was supposed get printed in the article. I'm going to hold onto the original pictures because it makes me feel special to have something others don't.Originally Posted by Evan
hahaha
<Evan_G> i keep my games in an inaccessable crate where i can't play them
this stupid shit was mentioned in a magazine?
<@Carey85> I-75 is the second busiest freeway in the country behind I-95
<@NE146> u r
Wonders never cease, eh?Originally Posted by Sothy
People have a sense of humor that isn't sothy's???Originally Posted by Sothy
I still love ya, Paul B. Seriously, you shoulda brought up the butter monster, and yeah, the images would be great. Take your chances at fame and run with 'em.
Nahh, that would ruin it. The entire joke is that someone posts the image and everyone goes "WHAT THE HELL SORT OF GAME IS THAT FROM".Originally Posted by Evan
I'm looking forward to seeing Paul's pixel skills and humor in a Revolution retro game near me... although that might be wishful thinking...