good god.....I just played the most weird game ever.
I'm brutally shocked by many things in this game.
It makes the well-known "Choaniki"-series look like "normal".
The game is "Gourmet Sentai Bara Yarou" for the Super Famicom and let me tell you:It's unbelievably gay and just ridiculously wrong in so many ways.
but first I have to say that it is a VERY(technical side) well done beat'em up(yay!) with awesome graphics,huge sprites,2 player mode and good sound.
At first I thought:"Yeah another great beat'em up for SNES" but after playing it for 10min my thoughts changed into:"Huh?Eh.....wtf?Oh!My god! o_0 etc etc".
The reasons for my thoughts were the characters and especially the enemies.
pictures say more than thousands words:
the "heroes" you can choose.A bitch with huge animated breasts; a uber-gay bodybuilder and a ninja who's head is out of hair(!) and has a fan in it.
yeah....drills comin' out of the heroes boobs when she attacks
one of the enemies.Don't ask what it is....
again an enemy.A huge head which can snooze you to hell.
The third attack is that he/it satisfies(oraly) you to death.
This is no joke:He graps you with his mouth between your feet and then he moves back and forward.
the usualy punk-enemy but this one attacks you with a stainless-steel knife-dick.
the most horrible boss in the game.Half robot,half human with a giant needle-dick who does this:
when attacking you 0_o. I mean "wtf?"
another boss.Look at the steel-balls of this thing(cat?).
difficult boss who beats you up with his tie...
last boss
and some other normal enemies:
Get the rom and try it.It's a really good beat'em up but with a very strange theme.Oh and good luck finishing it:It took me at least 30tries to get through the game as it is VERY hard.
pics thanks to "omgjeremy" (REVIEW)