Cock does not fit in wife's box...

[Moo Cow]

<A href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale>Man sells his wife's box, his cock is clearly to big.</A>

[Ro7co]

funny, did Ebay pull the original listing?

[NeoSNightmarE]

thats pretty original...and good question...did eBay pull the orig?

[PapaStu]

Already beat ya to the punch...

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83957

[Moo Cow]

Already beat ya to the punch...

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83957

No you didn't, you merely have a time machine and wanted to do this before I did, because you knew it would bring great shame to my family, have me put up as a martyr, and have my child grow up wanting revenge, so he dons a ninja outfit and steals the sacred dragon sword and goes on a manhunt for you, just so you can have the words, "Slain by ninja" on your obituary, you heartless bastard.