Boll is the man to beat...literally

[Ed Oscuro]

Speechless. Take a look:

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_bl...ic_id=24707327

[Sothy]

Oh shit Id love to go all UFC on his ass.

[Bloodreign]

Boll looks like such an easy target to knock on his ass, not to mention he sucks as an individual. But to publicly call out his haters, he'd better be prepared for a long fight as I've seen no one that likes his work yet.

[Ed Oscuro]

He's only accepting five combatants, though.

[smork]

Oh, can I break out my Bob Sapp style? Aw, shit. Didn't write anything negative in 2005. That'll teach me to show restraint on the net.

[exit]

They must also submit to a physical to prove they are a healthy male between 140 and 190 pounds and must sign a waiver saying they will not subsequently ask for fees or residuals following their ringtime with Dr. Boll.

So he's calling out his critics, but is setting standards? I'm guessing he doesn't want to get too much of an ass kicking.

[poe]

They must also submit to a physical to prove they are a healthy male between 140 and 190 pounds and must sign a waiver saying they will not subsequently ask for fees or residuals following their ringtime with Dr. Boll.

So he's calling out his critics, but is setting standards? I'm guessing he doesn't want to get too much of an ass kicking.

He's calling out internet critics; nobody's going to have the upper body strength to lift their arms with the added weight of the gloves let alone hurt him. Geez, next he'll be challenging them to a tan-off x_x .

[The Shawn]

Me thinks I will be following THAT story! To bad he wouldn't choose someone out of these forums to kick his ass. After what he did to Bloodrayne I'd love the chance.

[Synergy]

After what he did to Bloodrayne I'd love the chance.

...NOT to mention Alone in the Dark. Good thing I downloaded an avi rip, because if I even spent the money to rent it I would feel ripped off. I love the Alone in the Dark Trilogy on the PC. The New Nightmare felt more like a "me too" Resident Evil type game, but when I heard a movie was being made from the series, I was estatic. When I heard who was directing it, I cried.

Before that, me and a friend watched House of the Dead, and at least that was so bad it made me laugh. You know a zombie movie is bad when one of the characters is being chased through the woods and you can't stop laughing.

I can't stand Uwe Boll or his irrational ideas he thinks are "movies". Stop the pain, I say!

[exit]

...NOT to mention Alone in the Dark. Good thing I downloaded an avi rip, because if I even spent the money to rent it I would feel ripped off.

I did the same thing, I didn't want to bother renting something I'll end up destroying. I felt ripped off just downloading it and watching the first hour, I also felt very tired while watching it.

[Jorpho]

It's a cool idea, until you think about it from this perspective: these critics would be helping the guy make another horrible movie.

[The Shawn]

I never saw Alone in the Dark movie.He did that one too huh? Is it even worth seeing or shouldn't I ask?

[nik]

I'd enter the ring, and toss his shitty movies at him, and then printed scripts for the shitty movies, maybe some merchandise, and then rock his ass hard with a couple console systems.

[WanganRunner]

This *has* to be bullshit....lol.

That's the most preposterous thing that I've ever heard.

Although I wouldn't mind punching him in the face.

[Gamemaster_ca_2003]

Hey Let me at Him. Trust Me I Will Go All ECW On his ASS.

[Push Upstairs]

I think the best response to this on the internet has to be a person who said they would enter the ring wearing a shirt that said "I am to boxing what Uwe Boll is to directing" and then letting himself get beat up.

[odyeiop]

I think the best response to this on the internet has to be a person who said they would enter the ring wearing a shirt that said "I am to boxing what Uwe Boll is to directing" and then letting himself get beat up.

Two words : Pure Genious.

[GarrettCRW]

It's a cool idea, until you think about it from this perspective: these critics would be helping the guy make another horrible movie.

Yeah, but I'm sure the critics would hope that they render him a vegetable. That, or they're going to try and repeat the actions of the latest installment of Ctrl+Alt+Del.

[Cryomancer]

Awesome. I already had hope for the Postal film and this just makes it that much better. Keep in mind Running With Scissors WANTED him as their director, and postal is one of his favorite games of all time. I am sold.

[Jed]

This is awesome. I really wanna get in the ring with him. I'd just drop the gloves and choke his ass out though. Katahajime FTW. \m/