The 50 Worst Game Names Ever

[DigitalSpace]

Game Revolution recently did a list of the 50 worst game names ever. So, what made the list? You'll have to click here and see!

[Cryomancer]

Or not. 50 -1:

Frogger: Helmet Chaos
Zeitgeist
Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother
Jumpman
ASO: Armored Scrum Object
Wild Woody
Tech Romancer
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
Beyond the Beyond
Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope
Um Jammer Lammy
PenPen TriIcelon
Spanky's Quest
Cacoma Knight in Bizyland
M.U.S.C.L.E.
Sticky Balls
70's Robot Anime Geppy-X:The Super Boosted Armor
Punky Skunk
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!
Catechumen
World Soccer Winning Eleven 5: Final Evolution
Panic Restaurant
Ninja Hamster
Iggy's Reckin' Balls
Booby Kids
Yo! Noid
Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf
Astro Fang: Super Machine
Divine Divinity
Eggs of Steel: Charlie's Eggcellent Adventure
Barkley: Shut Up And Jam!
Tongue of the Fatman
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Rosco McQueen - Firefighter Extreme
Tobal No. 1
Wargasm
GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples
XEXYZ
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
Totally Rad
James Pond II: Codename RoboCod
Psybadek
Nuts & Milk
Huygen's Disclosure
Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja
Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator
Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam
If It Moves, Shoot It! 2
Irritating Stick

the article obviously has more info but that's for lazy people who didn't wanna click.

[Haoie]

Well, that list sucked. I didn't see Revengers of Vengence anywhere.

Heck, half the names on there are totally classy.

[Rook_Jones]

What about "Violence Fight?" That should have been number one.

[Oobgarm]

No sign of this classic, either:



Also worth mentioning:

Puss N Boots
Ballz (3D)
Giant Testicles (I made that one up)

[jajaja]

Sticky Balls

Haha

[scooterb23]

I was hoping for a Final Fantasy XII: Still not Final yet joke in there.

[Steven]

No sign of this classic, either:

yes!

That was the 1st game that came in my mind. Mr. Nutz... sheesh. Imagine 9 year olds back in the mid-90's to their moms: MOOOMMY! I must have MR NUTZ! CAN YOU FIND ME MR NUTZ!

sheeeeesh.

The worst title of all time IMHO though belongs to this crazy Saturn import



6 INCH MY DARLING

don't ask!

[Nebagram]

Bah, no sign of the Japanese PS1 classic "Bastard". And if we're allowing parodies on there (The James Pond name is very much a parody, as is the game for the most part) then "Pyst" surely deserves a mention.

Of them all though, Wargasm is the only one that caused my blood pressure to drop significantly.

[idrougge]

Where were all the Tom Clancy games?

[bazariah]

what about that fun ps1 game called iznogoud???

if it didnt get stolen from me i'd still be hiding that game

[ROBOTNIK666]

I was almost sure that they would put Teddy Boy (SMS) on that list.

[aaronpetrosky]

Hybrid Heaven is a little weird if you ask me.

[Iron Draggon]

No sign of this classic, either:

yes!

That was the 1st game that came in my mind. Mr. Nutz... sheesh. Imagine 9 year olds back in the mid-90's to their moms: MOOOMMY! I must have MR NUTZ! CAN YOU FIND ME MR NUTZ!

sheeeeesh.

The worst title of all time IMHO though belongs to this crazy Saturn import



6 INCH MY DARLING

don't ask!

OMG dude, Mr. Nutz came in your mind?

[odyeiop]

OMG dude, Mr. Nutz came in your mind?

I"m done for the day now =P

[tom]

How about Apidya? Awful name, but good game (Amiga)

[smork]

"6 Inch my darling"? Now that's fucking killer. Must go find that

[cyberfluxor]

"6 Inch my darling"? Now that's fucking killer. Must go find that

Ya, that sounds like a great title! You tell us not to ask about it, but rather how did you find out about it? Do you play it often or something?

I must agree though that the list they made blows. Lots of good games with awesome titles, I mean come on!
"Barkley: Shut Up And Jam!"
That game title really does make me want to play some B-ball from the 90's and kick someones ass in it!

[SirDrexl]

How about:

Panty Raider
Mark Ecko's Getting Up
The Urbz: Simz in the City

I know it's heresy because it's such a good game, but I've always hated "Bust a Move." The idea of "Americanizing" a game (that didn't even have a difficult name to begin with) with a lame hip-hop catch phrase is just wrong IMHO.

[mezrabad]

That list gave me some much needed chuckles. Thanks for the link.