How about a good old fashion FANBOY WAR!!

[XYXZYZ]

I miss the days of Nintendo Vs Sega, Mode 7 vs Blast Processing, Plumbers vs Hedgehogs, FEKA goons VS Johnny Turbo... okay, actually I don't miss that very much but it'd still be fun to throw maturity out the window and have a good old fashion fanboy war for the upcoming console generation, contained in this thread.

Here are the rules-

1. You may not use 100% correct spelling and grammar.
2. You are not allowed to be rational or middle of the road.
3. You may only choose all three sides if you brag about getting all three systems because you're rich.
4. Bonus points for comparing pointess hardware specs.
5. Bonus points for quoting GameFAQs as a trusted information source.
6. Minsinformed or exaggerated information may only be rebutted with other misinformed or exaggerated information.

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I'll be a Nintendo fanboy-

The POS3 is going to suck!!!! It's way too expensive and there hardwear never works when it comes out. ALL the games are the same thing as POS2 games but their more expensive. Sony is only ripping off Nintendo and Micro$oft ideas, their Wiimote knockoff doesn't even work right lol. IBM even said that the POS3 chips don't work at all lol. Nintendo will be teh best becaues their system is all about real games not hollywood movie games. Nintendo is innovating with new technology and bringing something new to the table not just the same old hollywood movie games. DON'T GET POS3 YOULL JUST LOSE ALL YOU'RE MONEY WHEN IT BREAKS . M$ XBOX 360 IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND IT OVERHEATS TO. AND ALL THE GAMES ARE JUST SEQUELS TO CRAPPY XBOX GAMES AND ONLY MICRO$OFT SHEEP HAVE THEM BAAAA.

Okay, your turn!

[diskoboy]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out..

[XYXZYZ]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out..

That's okay, you can be a disgruntled old-timer who champions the potential of the unfairly killed Dreamcast over any console that comes after it.

[p_b]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out..

But Segay is the Suxx0r :P

[Muscelli]

nintendo sucks, its gay-cube and gay-boy both are kidie trash, not to mention nintendo wii which has sucky graphics and a stupid controller

[Damaniel]

I guess I'll take the Sony fanboy perspective:

Teh PS3 is gonna PWN XBOX360 and Wii. Wii is a stupid name! Thats what u do in the bathroom lol! Nintendumb only makes dumb games for littel kids theyre all gonna look stupid using the Wiimote too. teh Wii wont do hi-def cause it SUCKS! and the graphics will SUCK to! While u stupid Wii fanboys sit around catching pokemon, us REAL GAMERS will be playng REAL games!!1! And the PS3 wont overhet and MELT like the XBox360 does! U losers can go buy ur stupid Wii and 360, but im going to have mor games with violens & blood to play than u! Plus the PS3 has liek 7 processers in it says my friend SonyPWNS_1992 which will make it FASTER and BETTER then ur dumb kiddy games.

(now my brain hurts...trying to intentionally write like a fanboy is hard )

[The Shawn]

PS 3 and Wii don't have Dead Rising Plus Sony just sux.

[The Plucky Little Ninja]

The PeeS3 will be teh SUXX0R. Even Sony nows that there System will suck. Thats why the won't do E3. There all like Wah Wah everyone hates use because our PeeS3 is to expensive and crappy!

And everyone else is all like, were gonna buy a suXbox360 and play with our Wiis at the same time as our suXboxes overheat and we play with our shitty graphic kiddy games and... wait which system was I supporting?

[Dangerboy]

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[DigitalSpace]

[exit]

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[Jibbajaba]

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Chris

[aaronpetrosky]

LOL The 64 was released to save mankind! it's like wh0a a we some it has the greatest graphics N games in hestory

Nintendo like ruxors over all WOOOT 000tt!

[jcalder8]

now that the kidys have had thur pointless $hit lets let the men talk about the important system MS already owns the net and comp ne1 not smrt enough to c that should get whatz cumin. look at the pix N vids nothing looks better now that they got the %hit gonin on w/ the wireless everyone is tryin to tap that now but evry one nos who didit first. youall are jjst in deniel if u cant see it, deneil isnt just ariver ya now. bout time everyone own up to the greatness of the godsetn XBOX360 all you fanboyz need to jsut fucoff the thread man go back to playn with youre toys ill send you some barbys for Xmas

360 has got more power than anythin sucky an there pos3 2 or 1 combined could ever hope to put out i would talk bout the nintenwont but whats the point i mean who wants to have to swing something around there heads in order to jump in a gaem i now someone who played it at EEE and he siad that there are no butons on the controller so no matter what you have the move the weemote and what kind of dum name is wII what the hell does that mean not that i care or ne1 with taste would care. how dum can nintenwont get they are just so bad its like the same as the lamecube but now you have to move around in order to play i bet the peaple who play nintendo are so stupid they dont know how to push buttons so thats why they had to do that

everyone will always copy MS because they were the 1st ande are the best at what hey do even sucky can see it and thtas why they charge 1000 for the pos3 and all the games will be old 360 ones that wont look or play good i see the vids and thnk they look like lamecube games

u now im right but you kidys and grils cant see that a man is right geez grow up

[Richter Belmount]

OMG WHYzs u go xbox!1>? Its evul Micro$oft want to control the world hahah xboxweak60 rolf! lol121 IT nawt lik Sony , sony doNT vant money$s$ tey r best frends w/ u!21!lol(nawt that ways rofls)
DAnt leeve pSthree we Gonna g3t funal funtusy 15 rolfs , and Metal G3ars 4-9~! Huh Huh MAster chief! Master queef~!!! rolfs master bation huh huh hu

[gjb-sensei]

Teh PSThree is goin to kick the cr@p out of teh Pee-Wii becuz sony creats teh best gamez and hardwarez and their stuff is so freakin' cool. Yeah, all my friendz on myspace think it's the bestestz.

[joshnickerson]

ALL TEH STUPID GAME MAKRES LIKE $ONY AND M$ AND GAYCUBE WIL GO OUUT OF BUSINESS SOON BECAUSE N-GAUGE IS MUCH BETTER THAT THE GAY DS OR THE PSSUCKS AND NOKIA MAKES MORE MONEY AND NINTENDO STOLE ALL THIER IDEAS FROM MEXICANS LOOK IT UP IT'S A FACT.

[Sothy]

NEO GEO 4 LYFE!

YER MOMS A WHORE Z

[XYXZYZ]

360 has got more power than anythin sucky an there pos3 2 or 1 combined could ever hope to put out

lol yeah the power TO MELT ITSELF cuz that dumbass at the factory didnt know how to take off the sticker off the heat sink and the power supply has cheap solder just like the XBOX does. I bet micro$oft is still losing like $300 on every 360 and they all catch on fire lol