I haven't had any response to this anywhere else, but I'll try once more here.
Get me a brand-new, factory-sealed Black Onyx Nintendo DS Lite, and I'll give you a brand-new, factory-sealed Coral Pink Nintendo DS Lite, and I'll even throw in some cash! It would be best if the exchange could be done in person in Montreal or Ottawa, but I'm not so picky anymore.
If this sounds good to you, drop me a line!