Quote Originally Posted by mobiusclimber View Post
Most people don't have three hands or use their penis to move a joystick. Sure, yes, the N64 "brought analog sticks to the masses" but it placed those analog sticks smack dab in the middle where it's near-impossible to comfortably reach.
That's because you used your left hand for the stick/Z, and your right for A/B/C/R. They made it as a crude attempt at a multiuse controller, something left unrefined until the Wii remote. Personally IMO, it made FPS or flying games easier to play than the awkward positions of the sticks on the Dual Shock (these made Gran Turismo 2 a complete disaster for me when I used them). I'm just trying to comprehend why so many people complain about the three "wings" and "unreachable joystick" when a lot of manuals to N64 games showed the way it should be held for that game.