Ok, I think the fact that I started my post with a pun means I haven't got a chance, but what the hey.
This idea first came to me when I was watching this programme about holidays in the axis of evil, when I thought of the worst place to actually go on holiday would be videogame-wise. And I came up with this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=3012333701

I think it speaks for itself, and it took me a long time to do the plane ticket at the bottom, what with only being mildly profficient at computery stuff in Paint.
It is also a little dig at the people who criticised Metroid Prime's control system, just so I could tell them what I thought, but hey, they'll be the foundations of my next house.
So there you have it, vote yes to death, loneliness and excruciating pain.
And if you vote no, I'll send some Space pirates after you.

Watch out for more trips into videogameland, with a whistle stop tour of Hyrule, and the key to Princess Peachs castle.