"In other tech news today Sony has announced a partnership with Apple for the launch of their latest games console. As part of the agreement Sony will change the name of the console from 'Playstation 3' to 'Pippin 2'.

Sony President Ken Kuturagi said in a press release today, 'We felt we needed to rebrand our console with a name that more accurately reflects it's exorbitant price and doomed future. A partnership with Apple and it's similarly doomed Pippin brand is a natural for Sony.'"