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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameguy View Post
    For a cheesy plot, Bad Dudes. "The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas".
    First game that came to mind.

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    Night Trap is pretty cheesy.

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    I know its an arcade game, but "Journey" is just god awful. It has to be up there. Even today, I am still amazed at how cheesy and sucky this game is.

    "Steve Perry: Steve starts at the top of the screen and must make his way through a maze of moving turnstiles to his microphone at the bottom of the screen. Once he has the microphone, he uses the fire button to shoot at rows of passing turnstiles (similar to Galaga)."

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    Another nonsense title is Ninja Assault for PS2.

    Guncon 2 is used for a ninja game starring ninjas with guns. Pretty sure they missed the point, but somehow I had fun with the game anyway.

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    Thats easy: Perfect Dark. It literally had cheese layed out in every level. Go figure.
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    Hmm that would be James Bond Jr. Seriously James Bond Jr,wow a redheaded James Bond wannabe,what a nice game huh.
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    No More Heroes has some delicious cheese filling.

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    First thoughts were of Resident Evil and Rising Zan. But since those are already said, how about something more controversial?

    Despite being one of the greatest RPGs ever, Lunar 2 (particularly the remake) can be pretty dang cheesy at times, particularly the Epilogue ending and Lucia's Theme (I'd start quoting it, but I'd start to feel ashamed).
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    Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

    Man, I'd pay for that privledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haoie View Post
    Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

    Man, I'd pay for that privledge.
    How much you got?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haoie View Post
    Are there any games where you star as an anthropomorphic piece of cheese?

    Man, I'd pay for that privledge.
    Technically it's the moon made of cheese, but I feel it counts.
    http://www.nitrome.com/games/cheesedreams/


    EDIT: I actually found one where you're a piece of cheese.

    Baron von Puttyngton versus the Cancerous M.C. Escher Maze of Cheese
    http://www.fileradar.net/files/index/4281
    Last edited by Gameguy; 01-05-2009 at 02:11 AM.

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    90% of whats coming out for the Wii and DS these days. I went to target and man it herts to have these systems now! Potatoe Picker 2? Dog sitting? Profesional Pedicurist? Water Carierr '09..... What the f happend to the good games. Everything good came out last year or before. This sucks!

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    Crime Patrol though most live action fmv games were like that then.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V1HPqcdV-8

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    Quote Originally Posted by RASK1904 View Post
    90% of whats coming out for the Wii and DS these days. I went to target and man it herts to have these systems now! Potatoe Picker 2? Dog sitting? Profesional Pedicurist? Water Carierr '09..... What the f happend to the good games. Everything good came out last year or before. This sucks!

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    For some reason, developers are taking the innovative controls and wasting them on games that have mundane tasks. Just because I can make the motion of mowing the lawn with the wii controller doesn't mean I want to!

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    Cheesy games:

    War Gods
    Mortal Kombat series
    Kabuki Warriors

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    Zen: Intergalactic Ninja. Like Captain Planet but with an odd-looking alien instead of a blue humanoid...wait, which is worse? It's not a bad game, but the plot is ridiculous and kinda cheesy. The whole premise of Blaster Master was quite insane, but not particularly cheesy.

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    You MUST watch the cinemas on the Sega CD version of Prince of Persia. That dialogue was bad bad BAD. Especially when the main bad guy laughs.
    "Oh my lord it's nutty, yup!"

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    i don't think anything produced in japan should count, they do not have a 'too-cool-for-school' attitude that is willing to call things in the pop-culture crap. U.S. americans have only started calling BS on what is spoon-fed to us in the last 25 years, and most of the stuff that deserves a cheese belt still (ie hannah montana) still doesn't get called for it

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    James Pond 3 is quite cheesy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameguy View Post
    Technically it's the moon made of cheese, but I feel it counts.
    http://www.nitrome.com/games/cheesedreams/


    EDIT: I actually found one where you're a piece of cheese.

    Baron von Puttyngton versus the Cancerous M.C. Escher Maze of Cheese
    http://www.fileradar.net/files/index/4281
    Oi, now I've seen it all.
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