Originally Posted by
tubeway
When I'm expecting company over and want to display my handheld system collection, I do the following:
1. Get in car.
2. Drive to home depot.
3. Pick up 3-4 hispanic day laborers.
4. Bring them back to my place.
5. Sit them all down in the frontroom for a team meeting.
6. Coach them each on several different phrases, including, "Look at these graphics!" and "Oh no, lost another guys."
7. I print out screenshots of the most prominent title for each handheld system.
8. I cut the screenshots to fit the size of the screen on the handheld.
9. I get some scotch tape and loop over the tape, and then apply the screenshot to the screen of each game.
10. I have each of the day laborers hold one of the systems, and casually stand in an awkward corner of my game room, repeating the phrases I taught them.
11. Company arrives, and witnesses this.
12. Profit.