What bothers me about modern gaming

[whoisKeel]

Shooting people in the face. Why do I always have to shoot people in the head or face? (Or really just shoot people at all) Why do I have to shoot people in the face?

I want high production games where I don't have to shoot people in the face.

[SegaAges]

Shooting people in the face. Why do I always have to shoot people in the head or face? (Or really just shoot people at all) Why do I have to shoot people in the face?

I want high production games where I don't have to shoot people in the face.

It sounds like Puzzle Quest and Mario games are your best friend

[Cryomancer]

Would you prefer to shoot in the ass?

[Gameguy]

What about the crotch instead?

[scooterb23]

BOOM! LEGSHOT!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[garagesaleking!!]

There is nothing better than the sound of metal when you got a headshot in call of duty world at war.

[buzz_n64]

Would you prefer to shoot in the ass?

LMAO!!!

[jcalder8]

What about the crotch instead?

Damn, this was my answer

[Kitsune Sniper]

[Flippy8490]

I feel the same. It's kinda like the generational style of now...fps's and shooters. Back in the late 80's, early 90's, the 2D sidescrolling adventure/platformer train was the 'it' style that every game company was trying to hop on.

...I guess this is just the way it's going to be until something new catches. I like shooters and stuff as much as most people, but an oversaturation is not a good thing.

[G-Boobie]

What we need is a game where you overcome your enemies with the resolve-crushing power of a firm handshake.

[Sonicwolf]

It's not our fault that the head is everyone's weak spot and that you have to hit it for massive damage...

[Fuyukaze]

Is this thread for real? If not, someone please point me to where it's mocking.

If so....nut shots would be worse. Actualy, I'd like it if there was a FPS game you used those wooden bullets or bean bag bullets. Could be based on a prison with multiple modes of play. Play as a guard, play as a prisoner. Make things real interesting by mixing in some of the strat elements of romance of the three kingdoms in by playing a warden and having to micro manage the every day aspects of prison life. Invade neighboring correctional institutions and build a prison empire!

Ok, maybe this dosnt relate to the OP's topic....

[Wraith Storm]

What about the crotch instead?

No way, dude!!! We already know that would never go over well. According to Cartman it's just flat out wrong.

[RPG_Fanatic]

Shooting people in the face. Why do I always have to shoot people in the head or face? (Or really just shoot people at all) Why do I have to shoot people in the face?

I want high production games where I don't have to shoot people in the face.

Maybe you should play Halo where you shoot aliens instead of people. Face it games are more realistic now days and war is hell.

[GnawRadar]

Shooting people in the face. Why do I always have to shoot people in the head or face? (Or really just shoot people at all) Why do I have to shoot people in the face?

I want high production games where I don't have to shoot people in the face.

Just play Dead Space, its better if you don't go for the head but dismember your enemies instead.

[kaedesdisciple]

It sounds like Puzzle Quest and Mario games are your best friend

But, don't you crush enemies' heads and shoot them in the face with fireballs in Mario games?

[Flack]

Sorry, I'm with Keel.

[TheDomesticInstitution]

How about Sexy Poker for the Nintendo Wii's Virtual Console (VC)?


Get your pulse racing with a game of strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt. Choose the classic Texas Hold'em Poker to be thrilled as the bets increase, or try the Black Jack game for a mix of chance and strategy. Discover the girls' personalities: they'll bluff you! Enter the photo gallery to see the pictures you've unlocked by playing and winning. If you're good enough, Emi, Sakura and their seductive girlfriends will bet their clothes to stay in the game. [Nintendo]

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What do the critics say?

EmporerofRevenge:
i just downloaded this game only 500 wii points, and i find it very fun...and sexy... yeah!

rohannesburg:
DAM!, thats an awesome game, prolly the most addictive for a wii game!, POker+Sexy Chix=GG

JeanPierreRamos:
yes anime girls

lloyds30
in uk its only 12+ and its banned in australia wtf

BuddhaOn3Lov3:
lol agree

glovestrong48:
geez, this game is really encouraging you to beat these chicks, they're pretty good at strip poker for cpu's.

LeloucheFTL:
uhh yes they will, they have for the ps2, a photographer game wher you pose modles,

Vleesball:
i wanne poker now lol but not against the pc...or even on the pc.

[Oobgarm]

Sorry, I'm with Keel.

But who is Keel?

(Also, well played TDI)