I stopped reading a bunch of this, but here you go:
You were offended by the hot coffee mod. You can't get GTA: Episodes of Liberty City since there is a full on sex scene in The Ballad of Gay Tony near the end.
There is also full frontal male nudity in The Lost and Damned.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but now you know, and now you are not allowed to buy it.
I have no clue why there is such a huge discussion over this in the thread about morals and douches. It is simple.
You were offended by the adult content in San Andreas, and I just informed you about the adult content in both episodes of Episodes of Liberty City, and hence, since you agreed under legal document, you are already offended by the content of Episodes, and you can't buy it.
I personally think it is awesome you got that money. Unfortunately, to get it, you had to sign legal documents stating you were offended, and had you been informed ahead of time, you would not have bought it.
Hahahaha, that kinda sucks that I just informed you ahead of time on Episodes, because now you can't buy it.