Have you ever wanted to settle a disagreement with a good, old-fashioned throwdown? Have you ever wanted to bludgeon your best friend for neglecting to return the five bucks you lent him? Have you ever felt like throwing your little brother off a cliff for being a sniveling, little, annoying snotball?
Well, you can't. That's murder, and that's illegal.
You CAN, however, beat the everliving snot out of your buddies at the Friday Night Fisticuffs Festival, hosted by your neighborhood purveyor of videogames and other digital entertainment, Digital Press Videogames!
Come out and end those disputes (while probably creating a few more) with a game of Super Smash Brothers Brawl! The tournament will commence on Friday July 19. Registration begins at 7PM, and the fighting will start at 8PM.
It's $15 to enter the tournament and $5 to spectate after 9PM.
Be there or be... well, whatever. Come out and show everyone what you're made of.
Link to the facebook event page can be found HERE